jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
Pinned
Am I missing something? Why does George Soros live rent free in so many republicans’ heads
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Am I missing something? Why does George Soros live rent free in so many republicans’ heads
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folks is it bad when a federal judge starts writing like a pro se party about to get sanctioned?
"The main winners from Judge Brown’s opinion are George Soros and
Gavin Newsom. The obvious losers are the People of Texas and the Rule of Law.
I dissent."
Uh, wow.
Gavin Newsom. The obvious losers are the People of Texas and the Rule of Law.
I dissent."
Uh, wow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
folks is it bad when a federal judge starts writing like a pro se party about to get sanctioned?
“I’ve never seen you smile as big as you do when you get a Mexican pizza.”
And what about it??
And what about it??
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“I’ve never seen you smile as big as you do when you get a Mexican pizza.”
And what about it??
And what about it??
I love playing am I burnt out or depressed or is it a secret third thing I’m not aware of and why can’t I get out of bed
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I love playing am I burnt out or depressed or is it a secret third thing I’m not aware of and why can’t I get out of bed
He says I won’t let you down, but I know he will. Everyone does eventually.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He says I won’t let you down, but I know he will. Everyone does eventually.
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In Southern California we refer to this as "the Apocalypse".
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In Southern California we refer to this as "the Apocalypse".
You said forever and I almost bought it
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You said forever and I almost bought it
I don’t think it is a personal attack if it is a statement of fact.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don’t think it is a personal attack if it is a statement of fact.
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Good morning I bring good news
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning I bring good news
Sometimes, I think I am hilarious
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes, I think I am hilarious
I love that we have our rights and I can get gummies, wine, and McRibs delivered to my doorstep.
I’m proud to be a Californian where at least I know I’m free
I’m proud to be a Californian where at least I know I’m free
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love that we have our rights and I can get gummies, wine, and McRibs delivered to my doorstep.
I’m proud to be a Californian where at least I know I’m free
I’m proud to be a Californian where at least I know I’m free
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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This is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is amazing
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
My credit card bill for October is really none of my business
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My credit card bill for October is really none of my business
It was in n out, taco bell, and jack in the box, so I guess San Jose has zero culture.
If we were downtown, it was always La Vic’s super burrito. If we were in East San Jose, it was pho, but that was somewhat rare.
If we were downtown, it was always La Vic’s super burrito. If we were in East San Jose, it was pho, but that was somewhat rare.
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It was in n out, taco bell, and jack in the box, so I guess San Jose has zero culture.
If we were downtown, it was always La Vic’s super burrito. If we were in East San Jose, it was pho, but that was somewhat rare.
If we were downtown, it was always La Vic’s super burrito. If we were in East San Jose, it was pho, but that was somewhat rare.
I wish races would have little commemorative 18k gold charms as an option. I don’t need like 14 dri-fit shirts and idk what to do with the medals.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wish races would have little commemorative 18k gold charms as an option. I don’t need like 14 dri-fit shirts and idk what to do with the medals.
In case anyone needs to use their amex lululemon credit but don’t know what to buy, I’m a 4 in bottoms/shirts/hoodies, 6 in bras, and XS/S for everything else. Thanks.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In case anyone needs to use their amex lululemon credit but don’t know what to buy, I’m a 4 in bottoms/shirts/hoodies, 6 in bras, and XS/S for everything else. Thanks.
My new favorite thing is going to prescreenings of upcoming movies
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My new favorite thing is going to prescreenings of upcoming movies
I am learning more about these people than I ever wanted to know but it is high key entertaining
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I am learning more about these people than I ever wanted to know but it is high key entertaining
In n out also sounds good but it doesn’t open until 10:30
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In n out also sounds good but it doesn’t open until 10:30
I would love some oysters, mini lobster rolls, and branzino.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would love some oysters, mini lobster rolls, and branzino.
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Lizza writes as if he was perturbed by Nuzzi having a thing for much older men, implying the two of them were around the same age. He is actually 19 years older than her. In 2020, she was 27 and he was 46.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Lizza writes as if he was perturbed by Nuzzi having a thing for much older men, implying the two of them were around the same age. He is actually 19 years older than her. In 2020, she was 27 and he was 46.
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I have four to six weeks to lock in bc I have the sickest outfits for end of the year shenanigans and apres in tahoe
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I have four to six weeks to lock in bc I have the sickest outfits for end of the year shenanigans and apres in tahoe