jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
Pinned
I’m pretty sure I saw Charlie’s Angels and Legally Blonde as a double header in theaters
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’m pretty sure I saw Charlie’s Angels and Legally Blonde as a double header in theaters
millennials are *that* generation for a reason
25 years ago today, Destiny's Child's "Independent Women Part 1" hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, where it reigned for 11 weeks—becoming the longest-running #1 by a girl group in history.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
millennials are *that* generation for a reason
Hear me out: buffalo chicken dip on a cheddar bay biscuit
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hear me out: buffalo chicken dip on a cheddar bay biscuit
We were having a hot tub convo yesterday and got to the topic of friends and what you would consider a friend? I feel like we throw around the term friend too loosely.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We were having a hot tub convo yesterday and got to the topic of friends and what you would consider a friend? I feel like we throw around the term friend too loosely.
Do people still trade kandi bracelets? lol
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Do people still trade kandi bracelets? lol
Eliminate one? You can take turkey, rolls, stuffing, green bean casserole, and pies and I wouldn’t notice.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Eliminate one? You can take turkey, rolls, stuffing, green bean casserole, and pies and I wouldn’t notice.
I have a bruise on my chin from getting elbowed yesterday. Lovely.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I have a bruise on my chin from getting elbowed yesterday. Lovely.
It’s crash out x cuffing season
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s crash out x cuffing season
Men have issues so let’s let them traumatize an entirely new generation??
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Men have issues so let’s let them traumatize an entirely new generation??
I have stumbled upon rugby…
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have stumbled upon rugby…
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
Andrew Luck has been the villain in my football story since 2008.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Andrew Luck has been the villain in my football story since 2008.
I can be convinced to be religious if this is what we’re doing
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I can be convinced to be religious if this is what we’re doing
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Equally a part of American political life.… The mayor of Boston in concert with our greatest cellist.
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Equally a part of American political life.… The mayor of Boston in concert with our greatest cellist.
Cottage cheese with garlic achaar is really good
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Cottage cheese with garlic achaar is really good
HOW DO YOU FUMBLE A FUCKING SNAP
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
HOW DO YOU FUMBLE A FUCKING SNAP
There’s been a penalty during almost every play during this game. It is so messy.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There’s been a penalty during almost every play during this game. It is so messy.
Andrew Luck has aged soooo much. Do I look that old??
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Andrew Luck has aged soooo much. Do I look that old??
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Lmao I watched Legally Blonde at age 13 and now I’m a lawyer.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lmao I watched Legally Blonde at age 13 and now I’m a lawyer.
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
Whee!! The Big Game! Go Bears 🐻💙💛
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Whee!! The Big Game! Go Bears 🐻💙💛
If USC has no haters, I am dead
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If USC has no haters, I am dead
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Buffalo chicken tater tot nachos turned into buffalo chicken on top of a hashbrown bc I realized I didn’t have tots
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Buffalo chicken tater tot nachos turned into buffalo chicken on top of a hashbrown bc I realized I didn’t have tots
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ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick