Townes Van Pants
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Look at these cats. Look at them.
Go #Rockies
Go #Rockies
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Damn girl are you a Dodge Ram? 'Cause no decent human being has ever been inside you
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Damn girl are you a Dodge Ram? 'Cause no decent human being has ever been inside you
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... In Cory Wong places?
Are you a single music lover in Denver looking for your forever dance partner? You’re in luck: A new reality dating show called "Wooking for Love" is now casting crunchy locals willing to rage until sunrise if it means finding their happily ever after.
Denver music festival scenesters wanted for new reality dating show: ‘Wooking For Love’
Instead of hosting elimination ceremonies and handing out roses, Allegretto said participants will have “vibe checks” and cut off wristbands if they want to ditch their couple – or throuple.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
... In Cory Wong places?
Plastic Packaging
Turn From Waste Mountain Toward
Our Cardboard Savior
Turn From Waste Mountain Toward
Our Cardboard Savior
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Plastic Packaging
Turn From Waste Mountain Toward
Our Cardboard Savior
Turn From Waste Mountain Toward
Our Cardboard Savior
Shout out to Cardboard and Cardboard Box manufacturers and designers. The design flexibility in the medium is simply astonishing, and we're quickly learning that cardboard can replace an awful lot of single-use plastics in packaging. AND you can make the stuff out of waste paper
Industrial Origami.
Industrial Origami.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Shout out to Cardboard and Cardboard Box manufacturers and designers. The design flexibility in the medium is simply astonishing, and we're quickly learning that cardboard can replace an awful lot of single-use plastics in packaging. AND you can make the stuff out of waste paper
Industrial Origami.
Industrial Origami.
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
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I'll be furious about that hearing until I die
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'll be furious about that hearing until I die
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
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Starbucks union members are striking tomorrow, folks! don't cross picket lines.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Starbucks union members are striking tomorrow, folks! don't cross picket lines.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Politely, no more Chuck Schumer please. That's two shutdowns he has caved under and handing power back to the twisting fascists.
Enough Chuck Schumer. Enough Tim Kaine. Enough cowardly status quo Democrats.
Enough Chuck Schumer. Enough Tim Kaine. Enough cowardly status quo Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Politely, no more Chuck Schumer please. That's two shutdowns he has caved under and handing power back to the twisting fascists.
Enough Chuck Schumer. Enough Tim Kaine. Enough cowardly status quo Democrats.
Enough Chuck Schumer. Enough Tim Kaine. Enough cowardly status quo Democrats.
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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"Oh, well. You'll join us someday."
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Oh, well. You'll join us someday."
So how long till Jason Bateman takes the mound
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So how long till Jason Bateman takes the mound
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Toronto’s third base coach sending there may seem funny, but what if I told you an anvil fell on his head just before the play and three yellow birds were flying in circles around the big bump during the play? Not so funny now is it
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Toronto’s third base coach sending there may seem funny, but what if I told you an anvil fell on his head just before the play and three yellow birds were flying in circles around the big bump during the play? Not so funny now is it
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I wish they said explicitly that there's $5 billion in emergency reserves they're refusing to use instead they're happy to let people - mostly children, the disabled, and elderly, starve.
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wish they said explicitly that there's $5 billion in emergency reserves they're refusing to use instead they're happy to let people - mostly children, the disabled, and elderly, starve.
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
I think it might be a Colorado Pitching thing, given Gausman pitched for Grandview
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_EJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_EJ...
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think it might be a Colorado Pitching thing, given Gausman pitched for Grandview
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_EJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_EJ...
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The answer to corruption is publicly financed campaigns.
This should be the biggest takeaway from NY’s mayoral race.
Thanks to public financing, corrupt oligarchs are about to lose the mayoral race.
Our piece for @thenation.com based on our new book MASTER PLAN — pass it on: LeverNews.com/book
This should be the biggest takeaway from NY’s mayoral race.
Thanks to public financing, corrupt oligarchs are about to lose the mayoral race.
Our piece for @thenation.com based on our new book MASTER PLAN — pass it on: LeverNews.com/book
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The answer to corruption is publicly financed campaigns.
This should be the biggest takeaway from NY’s mayoral race.
Thanks to public financing, corrupt oligarchs are about to lose the mayoral race.
Our piece for @thenation.com based on our new book MASTER PLAN — pass it on: LeverNews.com/book
This should be the biggest takeaway from NY’s mayoral race.
Thanks to public financing, corrupt oligarchs are about to lose the mayoral race.
Our piece for @thenation.com based on our new book MASTER PLAN — pass it on: LeverNews.com/book
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When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.