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everyone knows that the best and quickest way to stop a fascist deportation force is to vote “No Thank You!” in 2 years
June 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
everyone knows that the best and quickest way to stop a fascist deportation force is to vote “No Thank You!” in 2 years
i’’m just a centrist’ - a guy who’s literally abt to defend hitler
April 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i’’m just a centrist’ - a guy who’s literally abt to defend hitler
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In America they don't have bank accounts. They just store their savings in an app for gambling on meme coins. The democrats lost the election because they cancelled HawkTuah girl for rug pulling.
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In America they don't have bank accounts. They just store their savings in an app for gambling on meme coins. The democrats lost the election because they cancelled HawkTuah girl for rug pulling.
deputy dry-mouth and the gulp gestapo from the slurp surveillance agency:
March 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
deputy dry-mouth and the gulp gestapo from the slurp surveillance agency:
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I regret to inform The Onion that its services will no longer be needed. Real life has taken over:
March 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I regret to inform The Onion that its services will no longer be needed. Real life has taken over:
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the worlds dumbest nazi is going line by line through the CIA's black budget and crossing them out while muttering "gay...gay...woke...woke and gay...gay"
February 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the worlds dumbest nazi is going line by line through the CIA's black budget and crossing them out while muttering "gay...gay...woke...woke and gay...gay"
[hitler in hell] NO listen NO NO you made it gay!!
January 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
[hitler in hell] NO listen NO NO you made it gay!!
my favourite schizophrenic i cannot wait for him to fuck up the entire world ☝️☝️✨
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
my favourite schizophrenic i cannot wait for him to fuck up the entire world ☝️☝️✨
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The “turtles” who have been stealing pizza and karate-chopping our guests are not affiliated with the zoo.
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The “turtles” who have been stealing pizza and karate-chopping our guests are not affiliated with the zoo.
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ohhh so it's bad to wave at your nazi friends now
January 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ohhh so it's bad to wave at your nazi friends now
only elon could make a n@z! salute look even more pathetic, masterful gambit sir
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
only elon could make a n@z! salute look even more pathetic, masterful gambit sir
eating a frozen cheesecake like it’s a sandwich in my bed whilst watching a movie i barley understand, this is the life i’ve always dreamed of
January 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
eating a frozen cheesecake like it’s a sandwich in my bed whilst watching a movie i barley understand, this is the life i’ve always dreamed of
he has a point
January 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
he has a point
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A supercut of guys on the History Channel going "my grandfadda was da inspiration for Don Corleone"
January 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A supercut of guys on the History Channel going "my grandfadda was da inspiration for Don Corleone"
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(Being interviewed in the living room of my second house) my house burned down
January 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(Being interviewed in the living room of my second house) my house burned down
turns out love’s the real deal. guess i’m into it
January 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
turns out love’s the real deal. guess i’m into it
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counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The truck barely moved the needle for Tesla this year.
buff.ly
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
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the enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick too
January 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick too
manifesting ✨😇
January 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
manifesting ✨😇
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asked her to be my gf, accidentally baptized her jacket in hot chocolate, and she still said yes 🥳
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
asked her to be my gf, accidentally baptized her jacket in hot chocolate, and she still said yes 🥳