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wench.bsky.social
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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mobute.bsky.social
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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astruckpersonn.bsky.social
in 20 years some of your cultural traditions will simply be mainstream in america: you can get día de los muertos decorations at party stores. the hipsters are drinking matcha lattes. naan is in every supermarket. everyone says “inshallah” now
sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10d
the promise of america is that you can come to america, become an america, and also keep the stuff you love about your identity. america will welcome you in not just physically but culturally: your food, your music, your holidays, your friends and family too

you will change america--for the better
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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thefarmerjones.bsky.social
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
nauerbach.com Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 16d
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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mrchaos.bsky.social
UM: Just don't cheat again.

Moore: I will not cheat in football again.

UM:...uh, that was oddly-

Moore: BYE!
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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atherton.bsky.social
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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bobsmyusername.bsky.social
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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caylen.bsky.social
a “Space Force”, if you will
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Nov 13
we need a department of kerning
The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”

I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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kiswanson.medsky.social
Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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cabalittle.bsky.social
Bluesky rn
The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
notalawyer.bsky.social Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · Nov 5
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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mikesenters.bsky.social
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD!
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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kleinman.bsky.social
Pretty uniform swings occurring so far but the biggest ones appear to be in the suburbs. If you're a Republican who can see your neighbor's house from your kitchen you should retire.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
a diagram demonstrating the lethal range of a projectile sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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docrevan.bsky.social
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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great hot mic moment on Chicago Fire radio heading into halftime
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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At least a couple times a year I'll be doing research for something related to American soccer and I'll come across an old Grant Wahl lede that stops me dead in my tracks. www.si.com/soccer/2020/...
The man wore crocodile boots, a white cowboy hat and a belt buckle the size of a license plate. Clint Dempsey doesn't remember his full name—hell, nobody in Nacogdoches, Texas, does—but you couldn't miss him on the sidelines of Nac-town's Mexican League games, amid the cigar smoke and the fajita carts and the horchata peddlers. He was the guy betting cash money on the cocky 15-year-old gringo to beat men more than twice his age, proud men from Mexico and El Salvador who'd throw you to the East Texas dirt for trying a fancy move on them. Sixty, eighty, one hundred dollars! The man kept wagering, and Dempsey's team, Zamora, kept winning. "He called me," says Dempsey, "his Little Rooster."
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM