Rob Phibbs
@robertjlphibbs.com
I don't want to set your expectations too high, but I was second team all-league in 2008
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Heading into the new year like
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Heading into the new year like
The duality of man (kitty)
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The duality of man (kitty)
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
You love to see it
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You love to see it
The plagiarism machine was fine when I used it, but now YOU'RE using it to plagiarize ME? Pshaw I say. Pshaw!
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The plagiarism machine was fine when I used it, but now YOU'RE using it to plagiarize ME? Pshaw I say. Pshaw!
Great book! Read immediately! It's short enough that if you're crazy you can do it in one sitting!
I’ve just finished the audio book version of #TitaniumNoir by @nickharkaway.com and I loved it like a hungover Englishman loves a fry up. Satisfying and compelling
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Great book! Read immediately! It's short enough that if you're crazy you can do it in one sitting!
Packers losing:
- an away game 22-16
- that they controlled the entire time
- after an onside kick bounced off their hands
- on a long touchdown by a young quarterback
Is eerily reminiscent of the Seahawks 2014 NFC championship win
- an away game 22-16
- that they controlled the entire time
- after an onside kick bounced off their hands
- on a long touchdown by a young quarterback
Is eerily reminiscent of the Seahawks 2014 NFC championship win
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Packers losing:
- an away game 22-16
- that they controlled the entire time
- after an onside kick bounced off their hands
- on a long touchdown by a young quarterback
Is eerily reminiscent of the Seahawks 2014 NFC championship win
- an away game 22-16
- that they controlled the entire time
- after an onside kick bounced off their hands
- on a long touchdown by a young quarterback
Is eerily reminiscent of the Seahawks 2014 NFC championship win
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what, a gif of jake paul getting punched in the face AND a gif of andrew tate getting punched in the face??? for me???? oh gosh, how did you know
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
what, a gif of jake paul getting punched in the face AND a gif of andrew tate getting punched in the face??? for me???? oh gosh, how did you know
This headline is hilarious. Writer clearly wanted to see a murder
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This headline is hilarious. Writer clearly wanted to see a murder
I should stop reading the news because I shake with rage every time I open this app
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I should stop reading the news because I shake with rage every time I open this app
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School shootings and measles
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
School shootings and measles
What's so great about this is it looks like his 3rd or 4th read. Give Darnold time and he's generally pretty good!
The Seahawks trailed by 16 points midway through the fourth quarter.
They’ll end the night atop the NFC after winning an instant classic.
They’ll end the night atop the NFC after winning an instant classic.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What's so great about this is it looks like his 3rd or 4th read. Give Darnold time and he's generally pretty good!
Loses game.
Immediately blames the refs.
This guy sucks for more than just the racism
Immediately blames the refs.
This guy sucks for more than just the racism
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Loses game.
Immediately blames the refs.
This guy sucks for more than just the racism
Immediately blames the refs.
This guy sucks for more than just the racism
Saw this in real time and busted up
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Saw this in real time and busted up
Legitimately one of the most gut-wrenching wins I've ever watched. Just incredible Seahawking
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Legitimately one of the most gut-wrenching wins I've ever watched. Just incredible Seahawking
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The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
I'm not always right but I was definitely right about Elon Musk from the beginning. Always been a hater. It's in my DNA
To all marveling at photos of NYT columnist David Brooks dining with Jeffrey Epstein, 2 years after Epstein finished his sentence for procuring a child for prostitution, here's what it was: the 2011 "Edge Billionaire's Dinner". Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos were there too. 1/
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm not always right but I was definitely right about Elon Musk from the beginning. Always been a hater. It's in my DNA
So hard to pick a winner in 2016 that we just skipped the next 2 seasons. I look back on those years fondly, as a fan of the St. Attel Maribnr
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So hard to pick a winner in 2016 that we just skipped the next 2 seasons. I look back on those years fondly, as a fan of the St. Attel Maribnr
Glad I'm bald because I'd be losing all my hair on Thursday
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Glad I'm bald because I'd be losing all my hair on Thursday
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
Turned off the Seahawks game. Are they still calling Ernest Jones Ernest Johnson?
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Turned off the Seahawks game. Are they still calling Ernest Jones Ernest Johnson?
13 laps = 1 mile in this gym. Phone had no idea what was going on
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
13 laps = 1 mile in this gym. Phone had no idea what was going on
My phone: technology so advanced if you said it would exist 100 years ago they'd burn you at the stake for being a witch.
My phone after a single drop of water touches the screen: hdoandbtoap itnsjridiwhe fjlaneito
My phone after a single drop of water touches the screen: hdoandbtoap itnsjridiwhe fjlaneito
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My phone: technology so advanced if you said it would exist 100 years ago they'd burn you at the stake for being a witch.
My phone after a single drop of water touches the screen: hdoandbtoap itnsjridiwhe fjlaneito
My phone after a single drop of water touches the screen: hdoandbtoap itnsjridiwhe fjlaneito
Been a slower than usual year in reading for me. Turns out working 60 hour weeks for months on end plus having a toddler doesn't really leave much free time!
Keep in mind, I only read bangers
Keep in mind, I only read bangers
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Been a slower than usual year in reading for me. Turns out working 60 hour weeks for months on end plus having a toddler doesn't really leave much free time!
Keep in mind, I only read bangers
Keep in mind, I only read bangers