Robert Dick
@robertdick.bsky.social
It's a good job I'm charming.
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My philosophy has always been this:
If you try to convince me something is shit, you’re wrong & will fail.
If you try to convince me something is great, you’re right & winning at life.
If we all agreed on everything life would be dull; it’s how we go about our differences that’s important.
If you try to convince me something is shit, you’re wrong & will fail.
If you try to convince me something is great, you’re right & winning at life.
If we all agreed on everything life would be dull; it’s how we go about our differences that’s important.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My philosophy has always been this:
If you try to convince me something is shit, you’re wrong & will fail.
If you try to convince me something is great, you’re right & winning at life.
If we all agreed on everything life would be dull; it’s how we go about our differences that’s important.
If you try to convince me something is shit, you’re wrong & will fail.
If you try to convince me something is great, you’re right & winning at life.
If we all agreed on everything life would be dull; it’s how we go about our differences that’s important.
I glanced at this half-awake and thought it was Binro the Heretic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I glanced at this half-awake and thought it was Binro the Heretic.
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Why do you think the Skybase is RINGED with Solonian restaurants?
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why do you think the Skybase is RINGED with Solonian restaurants?
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Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
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Arthur lay in the mud and squelched at him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Arthur lay in the mud and squelched at him.
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The fronting for the eighty-yard-long marble-topped bar had been made by stitching together nearly twenty thousand Antarean Mosaic Lizard skins, despite the fact that the twenty thousand lizards concerned had needed them to keep their insides in.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The fronting for the eighty-yard-long marble-topped bar had been made by stitching together nearly twenty thousand Antarean Mosaic Lizard skins, despite the fact that the twenty thousand lizards concerned had needed them to keep their insides in.
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Last Tango in Paris: You'll never put a better bit of butter up your wife.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Last Tango in Paris: You'll never put a better bit of butter up your wife.
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History was gathering itself to deliver another blow.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
History was gathering itself to deliver another blow.
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I have to be honest, I do think that if you’re bothering to go out and see Michael Palin introducing a showing of Life of Brian, you should probably turn your phone off.
It happened TWICE.
It happened TWICE.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have to be honest, I do think that if you’re bothering to go out and see Michael Palin introducing a showing of Life of Brian, you should probably turn your phone off.
It happened TWICE.
It happened TWICE.
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I Claudius - Hail Who? (15th November 1976). "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them".
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I Claudius - Hail Who? (15th November 1976). "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them".
I love Star Cops and I loved The Merfolk Murders - Tim's classic crime style Fifth Doctor, Adric, Nyssa and Tegan audio drama. So this could be right up my street.
MURDER ON MARS! All episodes just dropped on BBC Sounds.
Or, you can tune in today at 14:15 on BBC Radio 4.
I’d love it if you gave it a listen!
Or, you can tune in today at 14:15 on BBC Radio 4.
I’d love it if you gave it a listen!
Limelight - Murder on Mars - Episode 1 - BBC Sounds
Mars, 2048. The first settlers. And the first unexplained death.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love Star Cops and I loved The Merfolk Murders - Tim's classic crime style Fifth Doctor, Adric, Nyssa and Tegan audio drama. So this could be right up my street.
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Tom's putting it on now.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tom's putting it on now.
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Following the critically-acclaimed release of The Chimes, I've produced two more full-cast adaptations of Charles Dickens’ Christmas stories; THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH & THE HAUNTED MAN.
Extremely proud of this. It will make your Christmas 100% more Christmassy!
Order here: averageromp.com
Extremely proud of this. It will make your Christmas 100% more Christmassy!
Order here: averageromp.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Following the critically-acclaimed release of The Chimes, I've produced two more full-cast adaptations of Charles Dickens’ Christmas stories; THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH & THE HAUNTED MAN.
Extremely proud of this. It will make your Christmas 100% more Christmassy!
Order here: averageromp.com
Extremely proud of this. It will make your Christmas 100% more Christmassy!
Order here: averageromp.com
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
I don't have this as a tradition. So I need to know when to do it.
Is it time for the wolves to be running yet?
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't have this as a tradition. So I need to know when to do it.
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Coming February 5th 2026
Doctor Who: Caught in the Web & Other Stories
A further collection of tales from the Doctor Who annuals
The Devil Birds of Corbo
World of Ice
Caught in the Web
The Eye Spiders of Pergross
Winter on Mesique
Day of the Dragon
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Doctor Who: Caught in the Web & Other Stories
A further collection of tales from the Doctor Who annuals
The Devil Birds of Corbo
World of Ice
Caught in the Web
The Eye Spiders of Pergross
Winter on Mesique
Day of the Dragon
amzn.to/47AZBNB #ad
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Coming February 5th 2026
Doctor Who: Caught in the Web & Other Stories
A further collection of tales from the Doctor Who annuals
The Devil Birds of Corbo
World of Ice
Caught in the Web
The Eye Spiders of Pergross
Winter on Mesique
Day of the Dragon
amzn.to/47AZBNB #ad
Doctor Who: Caught in the Web & Other Stories
A further collection of tales from the Doctor Who annuals
The Devil Birds of Corbo
World of Ice
Caught in the Web
The Eye Spiders of Pergross
Winter on Mesique
Day of the Dragon
amzn.to/47AZBNB #ad
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Egrorian and Pinder (the early years)
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Egrorian and Pinder (the early years)
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If you didn't get a copy, there's a chance to win in the latest DWM. doctorwhomagazine.com/competitions...
The Chimes Of Midnight Hardback - Doctor Who Magazine
doctorwhomagazine.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If you didn't get a copy, there's a chance to win in the latest DWM. doctorwhomagazine.com/competitions...
@rolandbates.bsky.social Did the email come through with the ticket?
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@rolandbates.bsky.social Did the email come through with the ticket?
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This was where I first became aware of Joe Marler, and I've adored him ever since.
youtu.be/C8VRk2ViiOw?...
youtu.be/C8VRk2ViiOw?...
Absolute GOLD from Joe Marler - Bath preview turns into impression of Irish horse
YouTube video by Harlequins
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November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This was where I first became aware of Joe Marler, and I've adored him ever since.
youtu.be/C8VRk2ViiOw?...
youtu.be/C8VRk2ViiOw?...
Me looking at your posts.
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me looking at your posts.
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That girl bands documentary is great fun (apart from the bits that are horribly bleak), but we really need to call time on opening programmes with footage of interview subjects finding their marks, adjusting their seats and farting about with the clapperboard.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That girl bands documentary is great fun (apart from the bits that are horribly bleak), but we really need to call time on opening programmes with footage of interview subjects finding their marks, adjusting their seats and farting about with the clapperboard.
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Doctor Who - Pyramids of Mars (1st November 1975). A glimpse at a possible future.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Doctor Who - Pyramids of Mars (1st November 1975). A glimpse at a possible future.