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Checking in here briefly until it hurts. (h/t Andrew Hickey)
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For my birthday today, I'd love it if you considered signing up for my Patreon. This helps support my art and my existence. Any signal boosts are also very much appreciated. Thank you.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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If you discover a group of cranberry goblins snoozing inside a pie of any sort, it's best not to wake them. They get grumpy when awoken from pie naps.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My newest creation is this pair of semi-preternatural, fabric art earrings featuring red flowers. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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More than half a century before the Cubists supposedly “invented” collage, the sensational “blood collages” of Victorian businessman John Bingley Garland, ca. 1850–1860: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/garland-blood-collages
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cabbage and onions and butter and egg noodles. Yum.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Boy oh boy do companies love to pollute Louisiana. Especially the places where all the Black folks live.
"It seems like a marvel of financial engineering: Meta is building a $27 billion data center in Louisiana, financed with debt, and neither the data center nor the debt will be on its own balance sheet."
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I bring you huge shrooms, I bring you tiny shrooms.
#fungifriends
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When Trump says something vile or absurd, it's actually not good to popularize it by saying it over and over
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I was planning on posting all the beasts of ARCANUM BESTIARUM in alphabetical order, but I forgot about the Basilisk until just now!
Basilisk
Liv Rainey-Smith
Woodcut print
Never editioned. Part of the ARCANUM BESTIARUM by Robert Fitzgerald. #art #woodcut #printmaking #bestiary
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am not super high this morning, but I stand by this
I accidentally got super high and I propose that the new emoji for this should be 🌝
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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If you see this, post your bird art 🪶 #birds

#kleinekunstklasse
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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For the #BirdOfTheDay, this American Coot wants you to know that water birds can be #round too!
#NaturePhotography #EastCoastKin 🪶
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Tag your post: #whistpr
Word for November 18, 2025: #RADIANT

Byzantine Queen
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I accidentally got super high and I propose that the new emoji for this should be 🌝
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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for the record, this is how the @nytimes.com covered Bloomberg, a man elected to the same office as Katie Wilson with the exact same amount of experience in public office as Katie Wilson, but whom the paper did not view with obvious contempt www.nytimes.com/2001/11/07/n...
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mass psychosis, here we come
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Anthony Weiner's weiner erasure
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hello round bird
Tiny Golden-crowned Kinglet showing us all the field signs (for one nanosecond) #birds 🌿
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Well, he's certainly stayed consistent on that point!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A dude ranch called boondoggle is brilliant, but not quite apt. He should have gone to the Misappropriation of Funds Ranch up the road.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Tooth doesn't like that we haven't put up our Christmas decorations yet so he keeps eating the remaining pumpkins and skeletons and whatnot. When I ask him to stop, he replies, "Tooth decides decorations." On whose authority?
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM