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Exhausted Raccoon 🥧
@roastedcauliflower.bsky.social
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Checking in here briefly until it hurts. (h/t Andrew Hickey)
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When Trump says something vile or absurd, it's actually not good to popularize it by saying it over and over
Norman Rockwell guy standing up to say something at a town hall
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Just the head of my black cat, poking out from under the covers and gazing into your soul
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Bernie Brewer, a mascot, but like of a German guy with a moustache, I guess you would say? Anyway, he looks pissed that Kibblesmith is talking trash.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I made a pumpkin.
A shadowy porch with a small white wicker end table. On the table is a medium-sized pumpkin with a wide mouth full of spiky teeth and close-set, catlike eyes. The mouth and eyes have a yellowy glow.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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We showed up in Madison, WI. I had fun, polyamorous time!
A bright sun above a crowd of protesters holding No Kings protest signs. We are making our way toward the Wisconsin state capitol.
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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As much fresh squeezed orange juice as you can drink, and we were shocked how good the hotel breakfasts were, so opt in if you haven't!
Hotel breakfast spread in a sunny atrium decorated with plants, including glass flasks of fruit juices, and tasty cheeses!
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If you see this post, do it:

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'2 3/4" (I need that 3/4 inch)
Shoe: 7 1/2
Zodiac: Taurus (I am stubborn)
Smoke: no
Tattoos: almost
Piercings: 6
Fav Drink: half-sweet decaf lavender latte
Sometimes I dress up: pale short-haired brunette with small clip-in green devil horns, amateur cut-crease eyeshadow, big chunky black glasses, big neon green earrings, silky bug shirt.
August 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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From Facebook, even.
A kids' notebook with a picture of Disney Snow White at the top: Royal Notes Use the space below to write things down that you don't want to forget. [what looks like a child's handwriting] dont tell me what to do snow white.
August 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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My boyfriend is coming over tomorrow and I'm excited to show him the cake I made for my girlfriend's birthday that she & I are celebrating on Wednesday!
A chocolate-frosted layer cake (the cake is GF vanilla bean), decorated with two rows of green & blue stegosaurus candies, a heart-shaped strawberry, and rainbow candles.
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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My greys fade faster, but they do take color at the beginning! This was about 2 weeks after I used the burgundy
July 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The cat, for reference
A much cuter picture of my all-black cat Benny in the same spot on the bed but not under the sheet. He looks blissed out from getting sleepy cheek scratches.
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Okay, this happens to be a good one
A small lump rising up under a gray-blue sheet (it's my cat's head, he loves to curl up under the covers with me in the morning).
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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We were cute at the RenFaire.
Two brunette women (my girlfriend and me) making kissy faces at my phone camera. She is dressed in a Steampunk style and I'm dressed in an Ancient Greek/Fantasy style.
July 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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He's in
Robbie Coltrane as the Ghost of Christmas Present in Blackadder's Christmas Carol
July 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I'm "miscellaneous white" and grew up in Baltimore. I can't eat a whole one without feeling ill.
A box of Berger cookies. The thin cardboard box is red with white circles along the side spelling out BERGERS. The cookies themselves are a large soft cookie slathered in a thick fudgy frosting.
July 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Scantily clad and ready to party (yesterday)
Me and my girlfriend outside our favorite club/event space in Madison.
June 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Look at these fun sticker/button designs!
A page from a PDF of free sticker or button designs from the Zohran for New York City campaign. They're in a 3-color palette of blue, golden yellow, and reddish-orange, and include the slogans "Childcare for All," "Freeze the Rent," and "Fast & Free Buses"
June 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well To Shame Mankind
June 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I don't think I am healthy enough yet for a protest in the heat, so I'll sit here feeling weak and useless today. Maybe someday soon I can claw back some fight to go with all the frustration and sadness.
My sleeping black cat, highlighted by the morning light from the window, against a blue fleece blanket.
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
A screenshot of an exchange where OP encourages us to "Live in such a way that you trigger white Christian nationalists," a MAGA account named after a misogynoir and transphobic myth claims to be normal, I respond that they're already triggered, and they claim that I sound like a fascist.
June 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Still sick but also horny and bored
Photo of me on my stomach looking into the camera. I look bored and disappointed. I'm wearing a bra with no shirt and you can see a lot of cleavage.
June 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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That's love.
A message bubble in dark mode from my girlfriend reading "I love you snot filled girlfriend". It has the heart reaction from me, because I feel seen, lol.
June 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Beautiful day in Madison, got to spend most of it hanging out with my girlfriend. Still here, still queer, and happy.
A close-up photo of my shoulders and chest while I'm laying in bed, to show off my shirt. The shirt is a black tank top with the word QUEER in bold white sans-serif letters. The letters are nestled into delicately illustrated pink and yellow roses.
May 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I remembered that saved photos exist. Mug/rack:
My face: short gray/brown hair and eyebrow piercing, open green cardigan, no shirt My tits in my favorite corset.
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Idk, I was pretty cute today. Wore my new pendant from @nora.zone for the first time!
Me, a short curvy woman in black skinny dress slacks and a grey v-neck sweater. I have short brown/salt and pepper hair and thick black-frame glasses. I took a selfie in the bathroom at work to show my girlfriend the glass pendant necklace that she helped me restring yesterday.
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM