RJ 214
@rj214.bsky.social
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🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
Remember: moisture is the enemy of browning.
April 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Remember: moisture is the enemy of browning.
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Snow White, drunk as fuck, changing her tampon between two parked cars on Main St., USA. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer, kid,” she slurs, then topples onto her side.
April 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Snow White, drunk as fuck, changing her tampon between two parked cars on Main St., USA. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer, kid,” she slurs, then topples onto her side.
I probably threw away two thousand dollars worth of sex toys the last time I “decluttered”. Enough dildos and butt plugs to make a large and very greasy chess set, probably.
And now? All I have left is regret.
Fuck you, Marie Kondo.
And now? All I have left is regret.
Fuck you, Marie Kondo.
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I probably threw away two thousand dollars worth of sex toys the last time I “decluttered”. Enough dildos and butt plugs to make a large and very greasy chess set, probably.
And now? All I have left is regret.
Fuck you, Marie Kondo.
And now? All I have left is regret.
Fuck you, Marie Kondo.
@lscrapl.bsky.social garbage cock - truly the best handle on Bluesky.
April 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
@lscrapl.bsky.social garbage cock - truly the best handle on Bluesky.
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Shit’s so bleak that Requiem for a Dream is being rereleased as a comedy
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Shit’s so bleak that Requiem for a Dream is being rereleased as a comedy
Call me old fashioned, but I liked Abracadabra by Lady Gaga better when it was called Mad World by Tears for Fears.
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I liked Abracadabra by Lady Gaga better when it was called Mad World by Tears for Fears.
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ZZ Top implies the existence of ZZ Bottom
March 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ZZ Top implies the existence of ZZ Bottom
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I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.
Damn hobos, abandoning their junkers in the alley behind my house…
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Damn hobos, abandoning their junkers in the alley behind my house…
Not only will I CONTRAdict you, but I will dict you all sorts of other exciting ways as well.
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not only will I CONTRAdict you, but I will dict you all sorts of other exciting ways as well.
I like to give tulips on a first date… just so when they say “Tulips?!?” I can respond with “Yeah! TWO LIPS ON MY COCK…”
March 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I like to give tulips on a first date… just so when they say “Tulips?!?” I can respond with “Yeah! TWO LIPS ON MY COCK…”
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My coworker thinks it’s gross that I pee in the shower and I’m like fine don’t have us over for dinner anymore.
March 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My coworker thinks it’s gross that I pee in the shower and I’m like fine don’t have us over for dinner anymore.
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she keeps her cucumbers in her nightstand and her dildos in the fridge.
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
she keeps her cucumbers in her nightstand and her dildos in the fridge.
Except when you get it from a bench at a bus stop…
February 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Except when you get it from a bench at a bus stop…
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curious george discovers pornhub
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
curious george discovers pornhub
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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cunt in HR.
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cunt in HR.
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Follow me for more nutritional advice.
February 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Follow me for more nutritional advice.
4 years ago it was Trump and the Russian hookers pissing on him; this year is Elon’s ketamine addiction…
I don’t give a fuck if these assholes destroy the democracy or not… but could they PLEASE stop ruining my favorite hobbies?!?
I don’t give a fuck if these assholes destroy the democracy or not… but could they PLEASE stop ruining my favorite hobbies?!?
February 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
4 years ago it was Trump and the Russian hookers pissing on him; this year is Elon’s ketamine addiction…
I don’t give a fuck if these assholes destroy the democracy or not… but could they PLEASE stop ruining my favorite hobbies?!?
I don’t give a fuck if these assholes destroy the democracy or not… but could they PLEASE stop ruining my favorite hobbies?!?
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Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
February 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
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In this year of the snake, may you---
Rejoice in the amazing.
Cherish the ordinary.
Let stillness guide you through the chaos.
Enjoy every moment of a year filled with trials and triumphs,
monotony and miracles,
and storms that clear the way to breathtaking mountains...
waiting just for you.
Rejoice in the amazing.
Cherish the ordinary.
Let stillness guide you through the chaos.
Enjoy every moment of a year filled with trials and triumphs,
monotony and miracles,
and storms that clear the way to breathtaking mountains...
waiting just for you.
January 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In this year of the snake, may you---
Rejoice in the amazing.
Cherish the ordinary.
Let stillness guide you through the chaos.
Enjoy every moment of a year filled with trials and triumphs,
monotony and miracles,
and storms that clear the way to breathtaking mountains...
waiting just for you.
Rejoice in the amazing.
Cherish the ordinary.
Let stillness guide you through the chaos.
Enjoy every moment of a year filled with trials and triumphs,
monotony and miracles,
and storms that clear the way to breathtaking mountains...
waiting just for you.
I’d like to see a cut of The Brutalist that actually addresses oh, you know, Brutalism.
February 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’d like to see a cut of The Brutalist that actually addresses oh, you know, Brutalism.
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Be kind. Not everyone remembers they can go fuck themselves. Sometimes you have to remind them
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Be kind. Not everyone remembers they can go fuck themselves. Sometimes you have to remind them
It’s a metaphor.
My Vagina is 8 miles wide Official Music Video
YouTube video by iCarlyBrooks
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February 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s a metaphor.