Richard Tree
@rixhardtree.bsky.social
Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? and see how it feels to be funny on demand
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Crunchy peanut butter exists because someone got lazy.
July 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Crunchy peanut butter exists because someone got lazy.
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I’m not downloading any more apps you all can go to hell
July 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m not downloading any more apps you all can go to hell
True love does exists you are just too ugly to experience it :{
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
True love does exists you are just too ugly to experience it :{
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Just Being Realistic. www.patreon.com/posts/just-b...
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Just Being Realistic. www.patreon.com/posts/just-b...
Someone asked to answer the question "do you need money" without using the words Yes, ya, yeah, sure, ofcourse, etc. I replied "No"
May 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Someone asked to answer the question "do you need money" without using the words Yes, ya, yeah, sure, ofcourse, etc. I replied "No"
Now i am become drunk, driver of cars
May 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Now i am become drunk, driver of cars
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Superman. www.savagechickens.com/2025/05/supe...
May 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Superman. www.savagechickens.com/2025/05/supe...
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this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle
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I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
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You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.
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Think they’ll elect a convicted felon for pope? It’s all the rage I hear
April 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Think they’ll elect a convicted felon for pope? It’s all the rage I hear
Brian: WHAT THE FUCK PETER YOU JUST KILLED A FAMILY OF 4
Peter: Atleast im not drinking brian
Peter: Atleast im not drinking brian
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Brian: WHAT THE FUCK PETER YOU JUST KILLED A FAMILY OF 4
Peter: Atleast im not drinking brian
Peter: Atleast im not drinking brian
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this easter: get absolutely railed
April 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
this easter: get absolutely railed
The lions having a tummy ache
April 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The lions having a tummy ache
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“Things happening now have no relation to things that happened previously” is a pretty fascinating take. By fascinating I mean stupid
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Things happening now have no relation to things that happened previously” is a pretty fascinating take. By fascinating I mean stupid
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
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I bet the first person to tell his dog to sit and actually have it listen was like “oh wow okay”
April 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I bet the first person to tell his dog to sit and actually have it listen was like “oh wow okay”
Me to my buddies 5 seconds before the project presentation:
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me to my buddies 5 seconds before the project presentation:
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Just as I was on the verge of setting up my Only Fans pretty feet account, I've broken two of my little toes on the same foot.
Unless that's your thing…
#CronenbergOF
Unless that's your thing…
#CronenbergOF
April 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Just as I was on the verge of setting up my Only Fans pretty feet account, I've broken two of my little toes on the same foot.
Unless that's your thing…
#CronenbergOF
Unless that's your thing…
#CronenbergOF
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VOICE IN THE STARS: Hello Michael
VOICE IN THE STARS: This is Gayle King speaking to you now
VOICE IN THE STARS: Yes, from television and Oprah
VOICE IN THE STARS: I became one with the cosmos
VOICE IN THE STARS: I chose you and only you to speak to because of your pure heart
ME: Thank you Gayle
VOICE IN THE STARS: This is Gayle King speaking to you now
VOICE IN THE STARS: Yes, from television and Oprah
VOICE IN THE STARS: I became one with the cosmos
VOICE IN THE STARS: I chose you and only you to speak to because of your pure heart
ME: Thank you Gayle
April 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
VOICE IN THE STARS: Hello Michael
VOICE IN THE STARS: This is Gayle King speaking to you now
VOICE IN THE STARS: Yes, from television and Oprah
VOICE IN THE STARS: I became one with the cosmos
VOICE IN THE STARS: I chose you and only you to speak to because of your pure heart
ME: Thank you Gayle
VOICE IN THE STARS: This is Gayle King speaking to you now
VOICE IN THE STARS: Yes, from television and Oprah
VOICE IN THE STARS: I became one with the cosmos
VOICE IN THE STARS: I chose you and only you to speak to because of your pure heart
ME: Thank you Gayle