Lilac Agnew
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Pam Bondi is Donald Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Pam Bondi is Donald Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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on the bright side three years from now will be boom times for businesses that specialize in removing garish brass letters from buildings
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
on the bright side three years from now will be boom times for businesses that specialize in removing garish brass letters from buildings
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
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This is what I have been saying since Oct. 28!!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This is what I have been saying since Oct. 28!!!
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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It used to be that LIBRARIES were on the list of places to go to avoid MAGAts but now they go there to find WOKE books to burn at the next CULT meeting.
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It used to be that LIBRARIES were on the list of places to go to avoid MAGAts but now they go there to find WOKE books to burn at the next CULT meeting.
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One really cool way of making sure American soldiers don't get killed while occupying American cities is to not deploy soldiers to occupy American cities
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One really cool way of making sure American soldiers don't get killed while occupying American cities is to not deploy soldiers to occupy American cities
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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If I was president I would use my platform to probably tell people someone I didn’t like was dead even thought they’re alive just to cause some collective delusion
This is why I’m not president
This is why I’m not president
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If I was president I would use my platform to probably tell people someone I didn’t like was dead even thought they’re alive just to cause some collective delusion
This is why I’m not president
This is why I’m not president
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
Trump, after meeting with Mamdani, “You have bewitched me, body and soul”
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Trump, after meeting with Mamdani, “You have bewitched me, body and soul”
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
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I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole.
They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.
They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole.
They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.
They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.
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This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but I can be extremely entertained by MTG's face turn while still understanding that she's a terrible person who I would never support. She's like a stupid Hannibal Lecter in that way.
a man wearing a yellow shirt that says clouds superstore
Alt: Me, saying "I contain multitudes"
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November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but I can be extremely entertained by MTG's face turn while still understanding that she's a terrible person who I would never support. She's like a stupid Hannibal Lecter in that way.
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and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
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When I watch tv shows I really imagine myself in their fictional universes. Perhaps all people do. I watch tv and think I could do that, I could bake a Victoria sponge or host the today show or be the ambassador to the court of st James
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When I watch tv shows I really imagine myself in their fictional universes. Perhaps all people do. I watch tv and think I could do that, I could bake a Victoria sponge or host the today show or be the ambassador to the court of st James
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk