@rierie21.bsky.social
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If I send you an xoxo at halftime tomorrow it’s a defensive formation
February 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If I send you an xoxo at halftime tomorrow it’s a defensive formation
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Ooh i bet ghosts smell bad
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ooh i bet ghosts smell bad
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Tell your dog i said Hi
December 22, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Tell your dog i said Hi
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Finally saw "Wicked" and it's basically the same exact movie as "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Finally saw "Wicked" and it's basically the same exact movie as "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."
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Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.
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what’s up, beefcake?
November 13, 2024 at 12:33 AM
what’s up, beefcake?
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I always carry a pencil with me because you never know when someone might need emergency eyebrows.
November 11, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I always carry a pencil with me because you never know when someone might need emergency eyebrows.
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Hi. I've liked three of your posts and so i'd quite like to take your hand in marriage
November 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Hi. I've liked three of your posts and so i'd quite like to take your hand in marriage
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Sometimes I sit in front of my bookshelf while drinking coffee and ponder a lifetime of reading and input and gaining knowledge and how it has shaped me and how many books I have left to read and then I have usually have to poop because of the coffee.
October 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Sometimes I sit in front of my bookshelf while drinking coffee and ponder a lifetime of reading and input and gaining knowledge and how it has shaped me and how many books I have left to read and then I have usually have to poop because of the coffee.
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I wonder if my goosebumps have ever spelled anything in braille
November 10, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I wonder if my goosebumps have ever spelled anything in braille
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Went to an orgy at an asylum. It was fucking nuts.
October 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Went to an orgy at an asylum. It was fucking nuts.
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The chain on my mood swing just snapped. If I were you, I'd run.
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 AM
The chain on my mood swing just snapped. If I were you, I'd run.
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You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 4:03 AM
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You all look familiar ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 11:15 AM
You all look familiar ❤️
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Hate being awake when I don't have to be
November 15, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Hate being awake when I don't have to be
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You look like you enjoy using one ply toilet paper
November 15, 2024 at 9:33 AM
You look like you enjoy using one ply toilet paper
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I think my ratio of 'buying a little treat' to 'doing anything deserving of a little treat' is increasingly off
November 15, 2024 at 10:49 AM
I think my ratio of 'buying a little treat' to 'doing anything deserving of a little treat' is increasingly off
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Is it pronounced BLOO-skee?
November 15, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Is it pronounced BLOO-skee?
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my boss: you're fired
[pauses porn] why
[pauses porn] why
November 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
my boss: you're fired
[pauses porn] why
[pauses porn] why
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got kicked out of the motorcycle club for refusing to grow a gray goatee
November 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
got kicked out of the motorcycle club for refusing to grow a gray goatee
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Stay lit like a Christmas tree today
December 25, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Stay lit like a Christmas tree today
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What the fuck makes you think the rain in Africa wants your blessing, Toto?
December 12, 2023 at 9:42 AM
What the fuck makes you think the rain in Africa wants your blessing, Toto?
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Here's to all the folks out there who wake up at 3 AM and feel like the world is spinning out of control. You are not alone. We hear you.
December 12, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Here's to all the folks out there who wake up at 3 AM and feel like the world is spinning out of control. You are not alone. We hear you.
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I only have plastic house plants because I appreciate the irony of them watching me slowly dying.
December 12, 2023 at 10:21 AM
I only have plastic house plants because I appreciate the irony of them watching me slowly dying.