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When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.
I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.
"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.
State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.
I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.
A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.
July 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.
Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.
June 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.
May 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.
Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.
May 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.
This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.
May 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.
Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.
April 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.
So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!
When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.
April 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.
I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.
Why does this look like a dog sleeping?
March 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why does this look like a dog sleeping?
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.
A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe.
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...
Ep 7. Stay Golden Chicky Boy
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
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March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe.
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...
The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.
The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.
February 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.
The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel.
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...
Ep 6. the PBBBOB
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February 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel.
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...
My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.
Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?
February 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?
I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.
Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal.
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...
Ep 5. Chestnuts Roasting Over A Creamy Garlic Pasta
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February 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal.
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...
It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy!
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...
Ep 4. Pink Pantheroni Pizza
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
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January 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy!
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...