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1.21 Rickawatts
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If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else.
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When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.
July 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.
June 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.
May 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.
May 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.
May 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.
April 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.
April 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Why does this look like a dog sleeping?
March 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe.
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...
Ep 7. Stay Golden Chicky Boy
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
youtu.be
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.
February 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel.
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...
Ep 6. the PBBBOB
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
youtu.be
February 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?
February 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal.
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...
Ep 5. Chestnuts Roasting Over A Creamy Garlic Pasta
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy!
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...
Ep 4. Pink Pantheroni Pizza
YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM