Ricky
@ricsky.bsky.social
A product of my environment variables.
If you use JavaScript on your website to prevent people from copying text, you are a Bad Person.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you use JavaScript on your website to prevent people from copying text, you are a Bad Person.
The scariest three words in the English language are "Classroom Lice Notification".
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The scariest three words in the English language are "Classroom Lice Notification".
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NEVER FORGET
a baseball player with the number 13 on their back
ALT: a baseball player with the number 13 on their back
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
NEVER FORGET
🎼 "Spooky Scary Skeletons" but it's "William Henry Harrison" 🎶
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🎼 "Spooky Scary Skeletons" but it's "William Henry Harrison" 🎶
Live look at the magic portrait hanging in Tom Cavanagh's attic:
This isn’t a shitpost this is just what Tony Blair looks like now
September 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Live look at the magic portrait hanging in Tom Cavanagh's attic:
Dear Fortune Cookie,
"Surprise a friend with a gift" is not a fortune. It's a ticket in the backlog.
"Surprise a friend with a gift" is not a fortune. It's a ticket in the backlog.
September 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dear Fortune Cookie,
"Surprise a friend with a gift" is not a fortune. It's a ticket in the backlog.
"Surprise a friend with a gift" is not a fortune. It's a ticket in the backlog.
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice:
Clarence + The Machine
Clarence + The Machine
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
RBG Soundsystem
RBG Soundsystem
Frankfurter Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice:
Clarence + The Machine
Clarence + The Machine
A Lice Scare on Elm Street
#MildHorror
#MildHorror
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW NOISE COMPLAINT #MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A Lice Scare on Elm Street
#MildHorror
#MildHorror
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
July 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Got kicked out of the band for calling it a "power throuple".
July 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Got kicked out of the band for calling it a "power throuple".
"Is Roseanne on here?"
What is the thing you said that made people the maddest at you on Bluesky?
July 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Is Roseanne on here?"
Reposted by Ricky
GoFundMe has set up a page for the Texan flood victims. Each campaign has been verified by the company's Trust & Safety experts, which means you know your money is going directly to families. Please consider donating if you can. Their stories are heartbreaking.
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
Donate to US Flood Relief Fundraisers
Help those affected by flooding across the US. Donate to verified fundraisers to offer flood relief to individuals & their families.
www.gofundme.com
July 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
GoFundMe has set up a page for the Texan flood victims. Each campaign has been verified by the company's Trust & Safety experts, which means you know your money is going directly to families. Please consider donating if you can. Their stories are heartbreaking.
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
Reposted by Ricky
Here's how you can help those impacted by the catastrophic flooding in Texas Hill Country, along with safety tips for dealing with flood warnings and what to do when you encounter flood waters.
Hill Country flooding: Here’s how to give and receive help
Catastrophic flooding in the Texas Hill Country has killed 32 people, including 18 children, with seven victims still unidentified. Rescue crews are searching for 27 missing girls from Camp Mystic. Mo...
www.texastribune.org
July 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Here's how you can help those impacted by the catastrophic flooding in Texas Hill Country, along with safety tips for dealing with flood warnings and what to do when you encounter flood waters.
My new GPS avatar, Miss Direction, is not getting the adoption I was hoping for...
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My new GPS avatar, Miss Direction, is not getting the adoption I was hoping for...
ADD a letter and ruin a movie
Straining Day
Straining Day
ADD a letter and ruin a movie
Helloboy
Helloboy
ADD a letter and ruin a movie
ferris bueller's days off
ferris bueller's days off
May 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ADD a letter and ruin a movie
Straining Day
Straining Day
Don't take this the wrong way. I think that your content is great! I'm just not ready to be in a parasocial relationship right now.
May 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Don't take this the wrong way. I think that your content is great! I'm just not ready to be in a parasocial relationship right now.
Me, getting a new phone: This time it will be different.
My phone, a few weeks later:
My phone, a few weeks later:
May 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me, getting a new phone: This time it will be different.
My phone, a few weeks later:
My phone, a few weeks later:
Me in every "stakeholder" meeting:
Duffy: "I don't want to give you a date because you're gonna hold me to it."
May 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me in every "stakeholder" meeting:
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Quesadilla V
Pope Quesadilla V
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Spam VII has a nice ring.
Pope Spam VII has a nice ring.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.
Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.
May 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Quesadilla V
Pope Quesadilla V
Remove a letter, run a movie.
PAN LABYRINTH
PAN LABYRINTH
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Remove a letter, run a movie.
PAN LABYRINTH
PAN LABYRINTH
Trump take Bluey Movie
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Trump take Bluey Movie
Say "hello" to your mother for me.
youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s
youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s
April 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Say "hello" to your mother for me.
youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s
youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s
There are two kinds of people employed at the screw factory
1. Diligent workers with an eye for detail.
2. Dudes who misinterpreted the sign on the door.
1. Diligent workers with an eye for detail.
2. Dudes who misinterpreted the sign on the door.
April 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There are two kinds of people employed at the screw factory
1. Diligent workers with an eye for detail.
2. Dudes who misinterpreted the sign on the door.
1. Diligent workers with an eye for detail.
2. Dudes who misinterpreted the sign on the door.
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
You surely know that Greenland sharks live for centuries — but did you know that females likely *don't reach sexual maturity until they're older than the oldest human who has ever lived*?
journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...
journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...
April 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.