Ricky
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Ricky
@ricsky.bsky.social
A product of my environment variables.
He was just one year away from <strike>retirement</strike> joining BlueSky...
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
JIMMY FALLON [wearing a dark green suit and gloves]: People are calling you "the Fix-it-up Chappie." Haha. That's a crazy nickname. How did you get it?

SYLVESTER MCMONKEY MCBEAN: I have what you need. And my prices are low. And I work at great speed. And my work is one hundred percent guaranteed.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Punzi Scheme
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reshoop if you think skeets should be shoops.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I did not expect this for Matt and Julie Saracen
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Ricky
NEVER FORGET
a baseball player with the number 13 on their back
ALT: a baseball player with the number 13 on their back
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What If... MJ was possessed by a poltergeist?
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wheeze the juice, Michigan!
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Missed opportunity to remind people about "Man vs. Food". (Which is a subgenre of man vs. himself.)
September 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Because the iPod in this timeline was called the iMini.
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Only if I have to use FTP to get it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I listened to this for eleven hours, thirteen minutes, and sixteen seconds and now my foot is just one big toe.

www.theguardian.com/science/2017...
How the horse became the only living animal with a single toe
The ancient ancestors of horses had four toes on their front feet and three on their back – but modern horses have just one. A new study could explain why
www.theguardian.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*AND* DVD
July 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
1999 was a stronger year than I remembered. Honorable mentions:
* The Flaming Lips - Soft Bulletin
* Rage Against The Machine – The Battle Of Los Angeles
* Santana – Supernatural
* Dixie Chicks – Fly
* Destiny’s Child – The Writing’s on the Wall
* The Roots – Things Fall Apart
July 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He went for a swim in the Indian Ocean and got his ass stuck.
July 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM