melly👑
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Melly | 25+ | she/her | I am the patron saint of lost causes (rarepairs)
It’s really damned if you do damned if you don’t b/c twitter is twitter but here you get transphobic puritan scolds for a mod team and a users that unironically post takes like “cozy farm sim games are capitalist propaganda b/c they have coffee that doesn’t contend with the global trade apparatus”
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s really damned if you do damned if you don’t b/c twitter is twitter but here you get transphobic puritan scolds for a mod team and a users that unironically post takes like “cozy farm sim games are capitalist propaganda b/c they have coffee that doesn’t contend with the global trade apparatus”
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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i think about this tweet a lot
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i think about this tweet a lot
NO PITCHERS LEFT FOR TORONTO BUT WE WON!!!
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
NO PITCHERS LEFT FOR TORONTO BUT WE WON!!!
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
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I love when someone posts about a dynamic or a particular ship and describes all the hottest, most compelling parts of it and i think it's a shipper, and then i realize they're listing reasons why they HATE it and why its supposedly BAD for people to enjoy
August 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love when someone posts about a dynamic or a particular ship and describes all the hottest, most compelling parts of it and i think it's a shipper, and then i realize they're listing reasons why they HATE it and why its supposedly BAD for people to enjoy
There’s really only one way to do this one lol
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There’s really only one way to do this one lol
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a wise fujo once said that not even the tower of babel could separate us
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
a wise fujo once said that not even the tower of babel could separate us
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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Noooo haha don't post reactionary disgust at sexual content in an age where it is increasingly the prevailing cultural sentiment that erotic expression of any kind is degenerate art haha you're such a popular poster.
we talk a lot about how people (usually men) get porn-brained from watching porn, but i don't think there's much talk about people (usually women) getting brain rot from reading porn
July 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Noooo haha don't post reactionary disgust at sexual content in an age where it is increasingly the prevailing cultural sentiment that erotic expression of any kind is degenerate art haha you're such a popular poster.
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“implied” non-consensual content.
“barely legal.”
“psuedo-incest.”
“animal-related.”
“force-related.”
gestures and vagaries big enough to kick off literally anything enough people raise a stink about. the only adult content you’ll be able to sell on itch soon are meet’n’fuck flash games
“barely legal.”
“psuedo-incest.”
“animal-related.”
“force-related.”
gestures and vagaries big enough to kick off literally anything enough people raise a stink about. the only adult content you’ll be able to sell on itch soon are meet’n’fuck flash games
July 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“implied” non-consensual content.
“barely legal.”
“psuedo-incest.”
“animal-related.”
“force-related.”
gestures and vagaries big enough to kick off literally anything enough people raise a stink about. the only adult content you’ll be able to sell on itch soon are meet’n’fuck flash games
“barely legal.”
“psuedo-incest.”
“animal-related.”
“force-related.”
gestures and vagaries big enough to kick off literally anything enough people raise a stink about. the only adult content you’ll be able to sell on itch soon are meet’n’fuck flash games
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buying my eroge with a scholastic book order form and an envelope of money from my mom
July 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
buying my eroge with a scholastic book order form and an envelope of money from my mom
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If I had a nickel for every time arknights made a character I was sick to my stomach obsessed with but they are, due to plot reasons, stuck inside npc jail for literal years, I’d have two nickels
July 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I had a nickel for every time arknights made a character I was sick to my stomach obsessed with but they are, due to plot reasons, stuck inside npc jail for literal years, I’d have two nickels
Akechi Goro ponytail has given me strength to get through the workday
July 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Akechi Goro ponytail has given me strength to get through the workday