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@sagegarnish.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI //
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
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@sagegarnish.bsky.social
· Sep 21
This is how it feels every day living that proship life online
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I've said this before but just because some artists are able to draw BIPOC characters sometimes does not mean that they are "safe" for us to be around.
Discernment is good to have, and I don't think I'll ever let that go.
The keyword here is "sometimes".
Discernment is good to have, and I don't think I'll ever let that go.
The keyword here is "sometimes".
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I've said this before but just because some artists are able to draw BIPOC characters sometimes does not mean that they are "safe" for us to be around.
Discernment is good to have, and I don't think I'll ever let that go.
The keyword here is "sometimes".
Discernment is good to have, and I don't think I'll ever let that go.
The keyword here is "sometimes".
When you’re a proshipper who believes in “Ship and Let Ship”, but someone leaves an unsolicited comment on one of your posts or fics, and it’s super nice and complimentary, but it also refers to one of your hugest squicks as something you should write/draw/read
a woman in a dress is sitting at a table with her hands folded in a restaurant .
Alt: a woman in a dress is sitting at a table with her hands folded in a restaurant and says “Ew” as she taps the table
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
When you’re a proshipper who believes in “Ship and Let Ship”, but someone leaves an unsolicited comment on one of your posts or fics, and it’s super nice and complimentary, but it also refers to one of your hugest squicks as something you should write/draw/read
It's sad when you realize you're falling out of love with am ongoing show
I know ppl always go "you can stop watching" but there's always this hope that the writing will change, that something will happen that makes you remember why you loved it
Like "JUST ONE MORE EP"
I know ppl always go "you can stop watching" but there's always this hope that the writing will change, that something will happen that makes you remember why you loved it
Like "JUST ONE MORE EP"
January 29, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's sad when you realize you're falling out of love with am ongoing show
I know ppl always go "you can stop watching" but there's always this hope that the writing will change, that something will happen that makes you remember why you loved it
Like "JUST ONE MORE EP"
I know ppl always go "you can stop watching" but there's always this hope that the writing will change, that something will happen that makes you remember why you loved it
Like "JUST ONE MORE EP"
Someone: ALL [pairing] SHIPPERS ARE BAD!!! I saw one being racist/sexist/ableist and NONE OF YOU shippers called them out, you all must secretly agree with that person!!!!
And then I go to look up the person and it’s some jackass I have blocked and they have like 8 followers
And then I go to look up the person and it’s some jackass I have blocked and they have like 8 followers
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Someone: ALL [pairing] SHIPPERS ARE BAD!!! I saw one being racist/sexist/ableist and NONE OF YOU shippers called them out, you all must secretly agree with that person!!!!
And then I go to look up the person and it’s some jackass I have blocked and they have like 8 followers
And then I go to look up the person and it’s some jackass I have blocked and they have like 8 followers
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
“You can’t just ignore what the writer/showrunner/actor said about the character!!!”
Brother I will even ignore CANON
I don’t care whether an actor said it, or if the media actually showed it
Seriously who cares?
They’re fucking in the fic, get out of my house, this is fandom
Brother I will even ignore CANON
I don’t care whether an actor said it, or if the media actually showed it
Seriously who cares?
They’re fucking in the fic, get out of my house, this is fandom
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“You can’t just ignore what the writer/showrunner/actor said about the character!!!”
Brother I will even ignore CANON
I don’t care whether an actor said it, or if the media actually showed it
Seriously who cares?
They’re fucking in the fic, get out of my house, this is fandom
Brother I will even ignore CANON
I don’t care whether an actor said it, or if the media actually showed it
Seriously who cares?
They’re fucking in the fic, get out of my house, this is fandom
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
A healthy fandom ecosystem relies on everyone being both kind and tolerant of kinks and ships, as well as respecting people’s boundaries, squicks, and NOTPs
Honestly wish everyone would just chill out 😅
Honestly wish everyone would just chill out 😅
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
A healthy fandom ecosystem relies on everyone being both kind and tolerant of kinks and ships, as well as respecting people’s boundaries, squicks, and NOTPs
Honestly wish everyone would just chill out 😅
Honestly wish everyone would just chill out 😅
Take care of your body as best as you can
Eating properly, brushing your teeth, staying active, stretching
It’s all downhill from here, and age comes for us all
The higher up you are on your health the more easy it will be on you
Eating properly, brushing your teeth, staying active, stretching
It’s all downhill from here, and age comes for us all
The higher up you are on your health the more easy it will be on you
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Take care of your body as best as you can
Eating properly, brushing your teeth, staying active, stretching
It’s all downhill from here, and age comes for us all
The higher up you are on your health the more easy it will be on you
Eating properly, brushing your teeth, staying active, stretching
It’s all downhill from here, and age comes for us all
The higher up you are on your health the more easy it will be on you
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Antis are always like "Um actually, your ship is ONLY a narrative foil, their arcs are only entwined with their opposing goals, their connection, & narratively linked themes. They can never be together & they’re doomed by the narrative." as if it's not the hottest sort of pairing
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Antis are always like "Um actually, your ship is ONLY a narrative foil, their arcs are only entwined with their opposing goals, their connection, & narratively linked themes. They can never be together & they’re doomed by the narrative." as if it's not the hottest sort of pairing
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I read out that article to my husband about the guy angry about his wife playing LADS, and now he has started jokingly saying “is that another man’s voice in my house!?” in a fake mad voice whenever he hears ANY male character in a video game 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I read out that article to my husband about the guy angry about his wife playing LADS, and now he has started jokingly saying “is that another man’s voice in my house!?” in a fake mad voice whenever he hears ANY male character in a video game 🤣
Fingers crossed one day we get a fantasy or sci-fi problematic toxic enemies-to-lovers gay smut in a show
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Fingers crossed one day we get a fantasy or sci-fi problematic toxic enemies-to-lovers gay smut in a show
My yaoi credentials include sneaking onto my family PC when my family were out, so I could print out explicit doujinshi panels of duo/heero and kuja/zidane that I could tape into my journal
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My yaoi credentials include sneaking onto my family PC when my family were out, so I could print out explicit doujinshi panels of duo/heero and kuja/zidane that I could tape into my journal
I’m so glad my husband is chill with all my celeb and fictional crushes
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m so glad my husband is chill with all my celeb and fictional crushes
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
waking up and getting my daily kudos email from ao3 like
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 AM
waking up and getting my daily kudos email from ao3 like
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via wiktionary
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 AM
via wiktionary
It’s Walt and Jesse 😭
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It’s Walt and Jesse 😭
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
#911onABC is such a bummer these days man
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
#911onABC is such a bummer these days man
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
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Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
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[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
watching ppl take that original low fat snack japanese imitation "cheesecake" and turn it into a "HOW MANY COOKIES CAN WE ADD TO THE BIGGEST TUB OF PIE FILLING WE CAN FIND" is honestly funny cause the youth clearly yearn for "Epic Meal Time" dessert mode
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 AM
watching ppl take that original low fat snack japanese imitation "cheesecake" and turn it into a "HOW MANY COOKIES CAN WE ADD TO THE BIGGEST TUB OF PIE FILLING WE CAN FIND" is honestly funny cause the youth clearly yearn for "Epic Meal Time" dessert mode
Was playing Animal Crossing as Jesse Pinkman, and my husband started yelling “DAMNIT, JESSE!” in a really good impression and I eyed him like 😏 and said “careful there, don’t be doing that” and he was all sarcastic like “oh no you might have sex with me 4 times in one day” lmao
January 25, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Was playing Animal Crossing as Jesse Pinkman, and my husband started yelling “DAMNIT, JESSE!” in a really good impression and I eyed him like 😏 and said “careful there, don’t be doing that” and he was all sarcastic like “oh no you might have sex with me 4 times in one day” lmao