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@sagegarnish.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI //
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
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@sagegarnish.bsky.social
· Sep 21
This is how it feels every day living that proship life online
Fingers crossed one day we get a fantasy or sci-fi problematic toxic enemies-to-lovers gay smut in a show
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Fingers crossed one day we get a fantasy or sci-fi problematic toxic enemies-to-lovers gay smut in a show
My yaoi credentials include sneaking onto my family PC when my family were out, so I could print out explicit doujinshi panels of duo/heero and kuja/zidane that I could tape into my journal
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My yaoi credentials include sneaking onto my family PC when my family were out, so I could print out explicit doujinshi panels of duo/heero and kuja/zidane that I could tape into my journal
I’m so glad my husband is chill with all my celeb and fictional crushes
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m so glad my husband is chill with all my celeb and fictional crushes
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
That he’s cool with me reading fic and looking up lewd art
Like I’ve heard horror stories about ppls partners, and I even understand if some ppl wouldn’t be as chill tbh
waking up and getting my daily kudos email from ao3 like
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 AM
waking up and getting my daily kudos email from ao3 like
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via wiktionary
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 AM
via wiktionary
It’s Walt and Jesse 😭
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It’s Walt and Jesse 😭
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
They’d probably find me…. but I have no hope for my plot after that
I assume it would be dark as hell, and I would not escape unscathed
#911onABC is such a bummer these days man
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
#911onABC is such a bummer these days man
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
For real, killing Bobby was like this total tone change and now it’s just depressing all of the time
Whenever the characters are in peril I’m like “well maybe this is it I guess”
I miss when this show gave me serotonin lol
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Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
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[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
watching ppl take that original low fat snack japanese imitation "cheesecake" and turn it into a "HOW MANY COOKIES CAN WE ADD TO THE BIGGEST TUB OF PIE FILLING WE CAN FIND" is honestly funny cause the youth clearly yearn for "Epic Meal Time" dessert mode
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 AM
watching ppl take that original low fat snack japanese imitation "cheesecake" and turn it into a "HOW MANY COOKIES CAN WE ADD TO THE BIGGEST TUB OF PIE FILLING WE CAN FIND" is honestly funny cause the youth clearly yearn for "Epic Meal Time" dessert mode
Was playing Animal Crossing as Jesse Pinkman, and my husband started yelling “DAMNIT, JESSE!” in a really good impression and I eyed him like 😏 and said “careful there, don’t be doing that” and he was all sarcastic like “oh no you might have sex with me 4 times in one day” lmao
January 25, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Was playing Animal Crossing as Jesse Pinkman, and my husband started yelling “DAMNIT, JESSE!” in a really good impression and I eyed him like 😏 and said “careful there, don’t be doing that” and he was all sarcastic like “oh no you might have sex with me 4 times in one day” lmao
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For more history on the ORIGINAL trope that "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" sprung from, check out this “Hydra Trash Party" blog.
It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom
whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom
whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
What is the HYDRA Trash Party?
!TRIGGER WARNINGS! for frank discussions of subjects including sexual assault, abuse, and suicide in the context of darkfic or dark themes in fanfiction.
whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
For more history on the ORIGINAL trope that "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" sprung from, check out this “Hydra Trash Party" blog.
It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom
whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom
whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
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This was coined in 2015, and the source as a fandom tag is STILL THERE to look at for the actual definition. It's all still online!
www.tumblr.com/mostlyvalid/...
www.tumblr.com/mostlyvalid/...
A proposal
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particul…
www.tumblr.com
October 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
This was coined in 2015, and the source as a fandom tag is STILL THERE to look at for the actual definition. It's all still online!
www.tumblr.com/mostlyvalid/...
www.tumblr.com/mostlyvalid/...
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Re: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”
I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”.
ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution
I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”.
ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution
October 29, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Re: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”
I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”.
ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution
I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”.
ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution
antishipper: I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUPPORT SOMEONE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS ABUSER. YOU SUPPORT ABUSE.
and then you look, and they're talking about an enemies to lovers ship from a comic book movie where a mildly sympathetic antagonist did 1 (one) bad thing
Be serious omg
and then you look, and they're talking about an enemies to lovers ship from a comic book movie where a mildly sympathetic antagonist did 1 (one) bad thing
Be serious omg
January 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
antishipper: I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUPPORT SOMEONE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS ABUSER. YOU SUPPORT ABUSE.
and then you look, and they're talking about an enemies to lovers ship from a comic book movie where a mildly sympathetic antagonist did 1 (one) bad thing
Be serious omg
and then you look, and they're talking about an enemies to lovers ship from a comic book movie where a mildly sympathetic antagonist did 1 (one) bad thing
Be serious omg
Ppl complaining about shows and saying some episodes are “filler”…
THERE IS NO FILLER!
SEASONS NOW ARE ONLY 6-8 EPISODES LONG TOTAL!
THERE’S NO FILLER!!
THEY’RE RACING THROUGH PLOT POINTS!!!
I DREAM of a day we get 24 episode seasons again so I can have maybe 3 episodes of “filler”!
THERE IS NO FILLER!
SEASONS NOW ARE ONLY 6-8 EPISODES LONG TOTAL!
THERE’S NO FILLER!!
THEY’RE RACING THROUGH PLOT POINTS!!!
I DREAM of a day we get 24 episode seasons again so I can have maybe 3 episodes of “filler”!
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Ppl complaining about shows and saying some episodes are “filler”…
THERE IS NO FILLER!
SEASONS NOW ARE ONLY 6-8 EPISODES LONG TOTAL!
THERE’S NO FILLER!!
THEY’RE RACING THROUGH PLOT POINTS!!!
I DREAM of a day we get 24 episode seasons again so I can have maybe 3 episodes of “filler”!
THERE IS NO FILLER!
SEASONS NOW ARE ONLY 6-8 EPISODES LONG TOTAL!
THERE’S NO FILLER!!
THEY’RE RACING THROUGH PLOT POINTS!!!
I DREAM of a day we get 24 episode seasons again so I can have maybe 3 episodes of “filler”!
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
I think fandom has fully lost the battle on “self-insert as” vs. “project onto” but it’s gonna fuck up tags real bad if we don’t start gatekeeping
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think fandom has fully lost the battle on “self-insert as” vs. “project onto” but it’s gonna fuck up tags real bad if we don’t start gatekeeping
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Make sure yall leave reviews on the book sites wherever you buy the art book 😭
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Make sure yall leave reviews on the book sites wherever you buy the art book 😭
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YEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
YEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Don't send it to the real celebs. That's sexual harassment. Don't tag the real people in it or otherwise force it into their social media feeds. That's sexual harassment. I'm happy to let people write and enjoy RPF, but don't shove it in the face of the people you're fantasizing about.
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Don't send it to the real celebs. That's sexual harassment. Don't tag the real people in it or otherwise force it into their social media feeds. That's sexual harassment. I'm happy to let people write and enjoy RPF, but don't shove it in the face of the people you're fantasizing about.
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Corollary to @faineg.bsky.social's discourse on "good tech needs no begging to adopt": when the humble web browser has become so encumbered by AI features that an article about using the command line to run GitHub scripts to shut them off is viral news amongst normies, it's a full repudiation of AI.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Corollary to @faineg.bsky.social's discourse on "good tech needs no begging to adopt": when the humble web browser has become so encumbered by AI features that an article about using the command line to run GitHub scripts to shut them off is viral news amongst normies, it's a full repudiation of AI.
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I feel like even as a pro-shipper there's room for nuanced critique of current unacceptable culture/behaviours around RPF (real person fiction).
Some ppl just DONT KNOW how to fuckin behave.
But to me, that's a separate issue.
Some ppl just DONT KNOW how to fuckin behave.
But to me, that's a separate issue.
November 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I feel like even as a pro-shipper there's room for nuanced critique of current unacceptable culture/behaviours around RPF (real person fiction).
Some ppl just DONT KNOW how to fuckin behave.
But to me, that's a separate issue.
Some ppl just DONT KNOW how to fuckin behave.
But to me, that's a separate issue.
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My main RPF opinion is that ppl probably shouldn’t be taking it out of the niche sites it’s hosted on and boosting screencaps of it on a large public site where the posts frequently gets used in news stories 😬
My base opinion on RPF is secondary to the “don't parade it around” part
My base opinion on RPF is secondary to the “don't parade it around” part
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 AM
My main RPF opinion is that ppl probably shouldn’t be taking it out of the niche sites it’s hosted on and boosting screencaps of it on a large public site where the posts frequently gets used in news stories 😬
My base opinion on RPF is secondary to the “don't parade it around” part
My base opinion on RPF is secondary to the “don't parade it around” part