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@sagegarnish.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI //
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks
#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse
On AO3/Tumblr w same name
All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is gonna be a gamechanger, I won't have to skip so many fics now :3
If you want the code, it's pretty open ended so you might get some false positives, but it's adequate for my purposes rn
If you want the code, it's pretty open ended so you might get some false positives, but it's adequate for my purposes rn
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color: black !important;
font-weight: bold !important;
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November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is gonna be a gamechanger, I won't have to skip so many fics now :3
If you want the code, it's pretty open ended so you might get some false positives, but it's adequate for my purposes rn
If you want the code, it's pretty open ended so you might get some false positives, but it's adequate for my purposes rn
#Dispatch
For all of you Robert Robertson enjoyers, I snagged a bunch of clean audio of the shit he says while hacking
Not sure if this is all of them yet! Likely more to come in further episodes and maybe some I didn't have pop up
that one where he whispers "fucking yes" 👀
For all of you Robert Robertson enjoyers, I snagged a bunch of clean audio of the shit he says while hacking
Not sure if this is all of them yet! Likely more to come in further episodes and maybe some I didn't have pop up
that one where he whispers "fucking yes" 👀
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
#Dispatch
For all of you Robert Robertson enjoyers, I snagged a bunch of clean audio of the shit he says while hacking
Not sure if this is all of them yet! Likely more to come in further episodes and maybe some I didn't have pop up
that one where he whispers "fucking yes" 👀
For all of you Robert Robertson enjoyers, I snagged a bunch of clean audio of the shit he says while hacking
Not sure if this is all of them yet! Likely more to come in further episodes and maybe some I didn't have pop up
that one where he whispers "fucking yes" 👀
More dispatch posting
I love Waterboy but from day 1 he made me think of Moist from "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" 😅
Literally same powers and he's socially awkward
I love Waterboy but from day 1 he made me think of Moist from "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" 😅
Literally same powers and he's socially awkward
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
More dispatch posting
I love Waterboy but from day 1 he made me think of Moist from "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" 😅
Literally same powers and he's socially awkward
I love Waterboy but from day 1 he made me think of Moist from "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" 😅
Literally same powers and he's socially awkward
Aaron Paul was so distraught and sad during the final filming of Breaking Bad, because he wasn't ready for it to be over that he kept getting weepy while shooting the last scenes
But Bryan at one point leaned in to give him a little kiss to cheer him up and I'M DYING OF SWEETNESS
But Bryan at one point leaned in to give him a little kiss to cheer him up and I'M DYING OF SWEETNESS
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Aaron Paul was so distraught and sad during the final filming of Breaking Bad, because he wasn't ready for it to be over that he kept getting weepy while shooting the last scenes
But Bryan at one point leaned in to give him a little kiss to cheer him up and I'M DYING OF SWEETNESS
But Bryan at one point leaned in to give him a little kiss to cheer him up and I'M DYING OF SWEETNESS
dysphoria hittin hard today lads, tried on my Jesse Pinkman costume but it's giving Avril Lavigne 😅
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
dysphoria hittin hard today lads, tried on my Jesse Pinkman costume but it's giving Avril Lavigne 😅
#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch
Made a pervy edit... It's all from shows that aired on TV, so I'd say it's a little classy....
Starts off with a slightly hesitant Jesse in the RV, ends up with him much more into it
later, and riding Walt
🎧⚠️USE HEADPHONES, THERE'S MOANING⚠️🎧
Made a pervy edit... It's all from shows that aired on TV, so I'd say it's a little classy....
Starts off with a slightly hesitant Jesse in the RV, ends up with him much more into it
later, and riding Walt
🎧⚠️USE HEADPHONES, THERE'S MOANING⚠️🎧
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#WaltJesse #Heisenbitch
Made a pervy edit... It's all from shows that aired on TV, so I'd say it's a little classy....
Starts off with a slightly hesitant Jesse in the RV, ends up with him much more into it
later, and riding Walt
🎧⚠️USE HEADPHONES, THERE'S MOANING⚠️🎧
Made a pervy edit... It's all from shows that aired on TV, so I'd say it's a little classy....
Starts off with a slightly hesitant Jesse in the RV, ends up with him much more into it
later, and riding Walt
🎧⚠️USE HEADPHONES, THERE'S MOANING⚠️🎧
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
When ppl get up in arms about my actually normal ships, i'm like you're gonna have to go harder than that, I literally wrote a fic where my OC reader self insert gets nonconned by an imperial officer and storm troopers
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When ppl get up in arms about my actually normal ships, i'm like you're gonna have to go harder than that, I literally wrote a fic where my OC reader self insert gets nonconned by an imperial officer and storm troopers
Playing Dispatch and i need him carnally
OH MY GOD i love this game
It's by the ppl who do Critical Role and the ppl who used to do TellTale games (their new company is AdHoc Games)
OH MY GOD i love this game
It's by the ppl who do Critical Role and the ppl who used to do TellTale games (their new company is AdHoc Games)
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Playing Dispatch and i need him carnally
OH MY GOD i love this game
It's by the ppl who do Critical Role and the ppl who used to do TellTale games (their new company is AdHoc Games)
OH MY GOD i love this game
It's by the ppl who do Critical Role and the ppl who used to do TellTale games (their new company is AdHoc Games)
This is so funny, cause this IS normalised!
In fact, this is how most people watch shows
The “General Audience” is normies, and often the closest thing they get to shipping is a mild “oh there’s some chemistry there, wonder if that’s where it’s headed”
In fact, this is how most people watch shows
The “General Audience” is normies, and often the closest thing they get to shipping is a mild “oh there’s some chemistry there, wonder if that’s where it’s headed”
October 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is so funny, cause this IS normalised!
In fact, this is how most people watch shows
The “General Audience” is normies, and often the closest thing they get to shipping is a mild “oh there’s some chemistry there, wonder if that’s where it’s headed”
In fact, this is how most people watch shows
The “General Audience” is normies, and often the closest thing they get to shipping is a mild “oh there’s some chemistry there, wonder if that’s where it’s headed”
guys i think i yumeship Walter White this sucks
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
guys i think i yumeship Walter White this sucks
![GOROU IS A FOX. @xukusn • 7m
imagine u frequently go to church and someone ships u with Jesus Christ
GENSHIN FIC FESS | OPEN DM @genshinficfess • 1h
Ship or Skip?
[an image of Venti and Barbara from Genshin Impact]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6upvlddlsc3tvmgdci5nmop/bafkreicsu7u3gu6wodjp2dn3cox4mmmwvfh6rofszont76ggwucrg2yt2a@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Apparently the same!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Apparently the same!!!
“Especially for t/b bcs it affects how you characterize the characters.”
NO IT DOESN’T!!
Oh my god this is the problem!!
Ppl insisting “you have to tag because obviously the t/b affects their personality” when it’s writers who DON’T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT so how can we tag it!?
NO IT DOESN’T!!
Oh my god this is the problem!!
Ppl insisting “you have to tag because obviously the t/b affects their personality” when it’s writers who DON’T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT so how can we tag it!?
October 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Especially for t/b bcs it affects how you characterize the characters.”
NO IT DOESN’T!!
Oh my god this is the problem!!
Ppl insisting “you have to tag because obviously the t/b affects their personality” when it’s writers who DON’T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT so how can we tag it!?
NO IT DOESN’T!!
Oh my god this is the problem!!
Ppl insisting “you have to tag because obviously the t/b affects their personality” when it’s writers who DON’T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT so how can we tag it!?
Like... another anal argument HMMMMM
![[Martine, original poster]:
You're welcome! I'm not trying to give you a hard time - I'm just bugged at the idea that different-sex attraction is OK, but same-sex is somehow nasty.
I apologise too then, but just one thing... attraction is okay... But you know, some things just gross me out... IN this story, since I will now tell what happened, Skinner tells Scully (in more words than this but it's still evident) that he has had anal sex with Mulder... If Skinner would have said that he were attracted to Mulder I would have only ticked, but that mentioned grossed me out, and that's why I would have greatly appreciated a warning...
Anyway... Thank you Martine](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6upvlddlsc3tvmgdci5nmop/bafkreifdrph56id2jkhqzpv52sv26dtxpkwol2xhwwymcbiqfddorpmwzi@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Like... another anal argument HMMMMM
1997!!!!! These arguments are so timeless
Don't you feel so connected to our fandom grandmothers? LOL
Don't you feel so connected to our fandom grandmothers? LOL
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
1997!!!!! These arguments are so timeless
Don't you feel so connected to our fandom grandmothers? LOL
Don't you feel so connected to our fandom grandmothers? LOL
Take back what I said about Sherlock cause i learned there used to be a tumblr where someone analysed various johnlock fics to tell ppl if they were bottom!sherlock
As baffling as the standards are to me, I would rather ppl go back to this kind of thing and leave authors alone
As baffling as the standards are to me, I would rather ppl go back to this kind of thing and leave authors alone
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Take back what I said about Sherlock cause i learned there used to be a tumblr where someone analysed various johnlock fics to tell ppl if they were bottom!sherlock
As baffling as the standards are to me, I would rather ppl go back to this kind of thing and leave authors alone
As baffling as the standards are to me, I would rather ppl go back to this kind of thing and leave authors alone
Like I'm so sympathetic to seeing shit you DON'T wanna see and being like "man i wish that had been tagged :/"
but then I see ppl saying like "If ppl don't tag the sex position then I don't have as much content of that ship to consume" and I'm like
but then I see ppl saying like "If ppl don't tag the sex position then I don't have as much content of that ship to consume" and I'm like
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like I'm so sympathetic to seeing shit you DON'T wanna see and being like "man i wish that had been tagged :/"
but then I see ppl saying like "If ppl don't tag the sex position then I don't have as much content of that ship to consume" and I'm like
but then I see ppl saying like "If ppl don't tag the sex position then I don't have as much content of that ship to consume" and I'm like
ok but the new season of Stranger Things is set 18 months after s4?
THOSE GUYS ARE NOT 16 IM SORRY lol
Sorry but its giving
THOSE GUYS ARE NOT 16 IM SORRY lol
Sorry but its giving
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ok but the new season of Stranger Things is set 18 months after s4?
THOSE GUYS ARE NOT 16 IM SORRY lol
Sorry but its giving
THOSE GUYS ARE NOT 16 IM SORRY lol
Sorry but its giving
Learning there are two covers to this book made me laugh pretty hard because one looks like a cutesy college closed door romance and the other one looks like it has approximately 15 really descriptive sex scenes of varying positions😅
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Learning there are two covers to this book made me laugh pretty hard because one looks like a cutesy college closed door romance and the other one looks like it has approximately 15 really descriptive sex scenes of varying positions😅
If you want to filter out specifically Bottom Blorbo fics, your BEST FIRST OPTION is still the Exclude filter, as the CSS cannot use wrangled tags, whereas the Exclude filter does
But you can definitely throw CSS in there as well if you like, just to catch most of them
But you can definitely throw CSS in there as well if you like, just to catch most of them
![.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom%20Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom!%20Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom!Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top%20Skrunkly/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top!%20Skrunkly/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top!Skrunkly/works" i])
{
display: none !important;
}
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom%20Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom!%20Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Bottom!Blorbo/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top%20Skrunkly/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top!%20Skrunkly/works" i]),
.blurb:has(a[href*="/tags/Top!Skrunkly/works" i])
{
content: "Removed for Reverse Dynamic";
background-color: #fce8e6;
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6upvlddlsc3tvmgdci5nmop/bafkreihwztqlqsnqsyqo7hfgns555qfrrc4o3hrlcs7j5frzad3npfrsny@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you want to filter out specifically Bottom Blorbo fics, your BEST FIRST OPTION is still the Exclude filter, as the CSS cannot use wrangled tags, whereas the Exclude filter does
But you can definitely throw CSS in there as well if you like, just to catch most of them
But you can definitely throw CSS in there as well if you like, just to catch most of them
lol it was on everything
Conventions started banning them
At first I thought it was tacky but then I bought some of the socks and they look pretty cute
Conventions started banning them
At first I thought it was tacky but then I bought some of the socks and they look pretty cute
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lol it was on everything
Conventions started banning them
At first I thought it was tacky but then I bought some of the socks and they look pretty cute
Conventions started banning them
At first I thought it was tacky but then I bought some of the socks and they look pretty cute