melly👑
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Melly | 25+ | she/her | I am the patron saint of lost causes (rarepairs)
Omgggg boys go to jupiter new album next month!!! Reasons to live!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Omgggg boys go to jupiter new album next month!!! Reasons to live!!!!
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Every day the mods on here:
![wint @dril
(accidentaly fires entire ar15
magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened,
[1/82]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cltaj3svdzonrqzbhi7czbgj/bafkreidgx5yuhbnv2dvgyc6qpkgkxbcjpbeu5jmdcidrcavtbjgphhdsdm@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Every day the mods on here:
brief reivew of About a Place in the Kinki Region since mandy wanted to know my thoughts when i was done:
I liked it. I'm extremely, extremely genre savvy when it comes to this sort of thing so I figured out where it was going about 1/3 into the book but that didn't really make a difference.
I liked it. I'm extremely, extremely genre savvy when it comes to this sort of thing so I figured out where it was going about 1/3 into the book but that didn't really make a difference.
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
brief reivew of About a Place in the Kinki Region since mandy wanted to know my thoughts when i was done:
I liked it. I'm extremely, extremely genre savvy when it comes to this sort of thing so I figured out where it was going about 1/3 into the book but that didn't really make a difference.
I liked it. I'm extremely, extremely genre savvy when it comes to this sort of thing so I figured out where it was going about 1/3 into the book but that didn't really make a difference.
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drawing of naruto and his boywife michaelangelo ninja turtle making passionate love: we must marshall the full power of the state to destroy this
sadists turning photos of your real actual children into violent terror images in order to psychologically damage you: um whos to say if its good or bad
sadists turning photos of your real actual children into violent terror images in order to psychologically damage you: um whos to say if its good or bad
wrote about an apparent policy change in the payments industry www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Payment processors were against CSAM until Grok started making it
“The industry is no longer willing to self-regulate.”
www.theverge.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
drawing of naruto and his boywife michaelangelo ninja turtle making passionate love: we must marshall the full power of the state to destroy this
sadists turning photos of your real actual children into violent terror images in order to psychologically damage you: um whos to say if its good or bad
sadists turning photos of your real actual children into violent terror images in order to psychologically damage you: um whos to say if its good or bad
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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This. Fuck, this so often
![Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhbsgfgcf354i7d5d3go2xdq/bafkreidk2xmbnpoes7nrzv5thdczabaqnnqtx5mmzjalhtv3bjqp4whsiy@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This. Fuck, this so often
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you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
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we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself
Kagura Games and MangaGamer will be bringing the Rance franchise to Steam.
Rance 01 + Rance 02: store.steampowered.com/app/3867130/...
Rance 03: store.steampowered.com/app/3867190/...
Rance IX: store.steampowered.com/app/3867180/...
X, Quest Magnum, IV, and Sengoku will also receive Steam releases
Rance 01 + Rance 02: store.steampowered.com/app/3867130/...
Rance 03: store.steampowered.com/app/3867190/...
Rance IX: store.steampowered.com/app/3867180/...
X, Quest Magnum, IV, and Sengoku will also receive Steam releases
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself
It’s really damned if you do damned if you don’t b/c twitter is twitter but here you get transphobic puritan scolds for a mod team and a users that unironically post takes like “cozy farm sim games are capitalist propaganda b/c they have coffee that doesn’t contend with the global trade apparatus”
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s really damned if you do damned if you don’t b/c twitter is twitter but here you get transphobic puritan scolds for a mod team and a users that unironically post takes like “cozy farm sim games are capitalist propaganda b/c they have coffee that doesn’t contend with the global trade apparatus”
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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i think about this tweet a lot
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i think about this tweet a lot
NO PITCHERS LEFT FOR TORONTO BUT WE WON!!!
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
NO PITCHERS LEFT FOR TORONTO BUT WE WON!!!
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
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I love when someone posts about a dynamic or a particular ship and describes all the hottest, most compelling parts of it and i think it's a shipper, and then i realize they're listing reasons why they HATE it and why its supposedly BAD for people to enjoy
August 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love when someone posts about a dynamic or a particular ship and describes all the hottest, most compelling parts of it and i think it's a shipper, and then i realize they're listing reasons why they HATE it and why its supposedly BAD for people to enjoy
There’s really only one way to do this one lol
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There’s really only one way to do this one lol