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alan wake ii is a 2024 video game developed by remedy entertainment
24 he/him
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media thread for the back half of 2025, forgot to make one:
if ninja gaiden 3 is a game that begs to be taken seriously and has writing that tries to appeal to the prestige seventh gen tropes of the time, yaiba is a game written by spike tv hosts who chug brewskis and sexually harass women
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
ninja gaiden sigma 2 is a failure from step 1 because ng2's OT/dismemberment system and increased speed works a lot better for high enemy counts, and reducing enemy count to a third and increasing every enemy's health makes the game so much easier and quite a bit more boring
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
vanilla ninja gaiden 2 is so fucking good oh my lord
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Remembered the divorced guy seasoning
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Expedition 33 slander makes me roll my eyes a bit but I saw someone call it the "Great White Hope of JRPGs" and I fucking lost it
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
how is it that every time John Woo goes to Hollywood, he loses a lot of the latent talent he has
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Devil May Cry 3 when you die 3 times:
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i didn’t know about the backwards message in balance slays the demon

sam lake just operates on levels I cannot comprehend
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lumines arise makes tetris effect look like the most boring game in the world
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
blunt rotation that spans the entire human condition
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
first live service game to die twice
Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos

“Due to worrying legal action we’ve decided to pause invites for the time being.”

DMCA takedowns have only been sent on YouTube gameplay videos so far and not direct to the team's custom server project
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
you're telling me he was up there schlonking slick willy's shit sloppy style
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they got Ragna in DAMON and BABY
DAMON and BABY will have some familiar faces ready to guide you along your journey! ✨

ICYMI: Check out the latest DAMON and BABY trailer here⬇️
youtu.be/oyxAb8oTz3I

For more information, check out the game page here⬇️
bit.ly/DamonandBaby...

#DAMONandBABY
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wouldn’t bat an eye if this was Zombies but wat da hell, i thought this was black ops 2-2
Here's a look at the 'Call of Duty: Black Ops 7' campaign

• Online-only campaign — cant be paused even if you're playing solo

• Solo players dont get any AI teammates

• There are no checkpoints

• If you quit or are idle for too long, it forces you to restart the entire mission
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the fuck y’all know about Fatal Frame 4.5
Japanese magazine ad for "Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir" (3DS).
[心霊カメラ 〜憑いてる手帳〜]
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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They should add OJ the Alien and Dr. Dazzle to Metroid Prime 4.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Prime 4 looks a lot like a 343 Halo game without a lot of the baggage that comes with that
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I personally think people are allowed to criticize games from small indie company Nintendo

even if that guy is there for like maybe an hour, I’m still allowed to hate his presence
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM