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alan wake ii is a 2024 video game developed by remedy entertainment
24 he/him
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media thread for the back half of 2025, forgot to make one:
do you think keighley will feign caring about workers’ rights while showing off the new za/um project again
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I dunno why the tgas are the prestige show of the industry when it’s the game equivalent of the mtv movie awards
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
if there’s a Japanese franchise out there, most likely it has a gacha game that’s already died
More than 70% of gacha and live-service games in Japan get discontinued before their third year, gacha game researcher finds
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"This Go Nagai manga was a spiritual successor / sequel to DEVILMAN."
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
geoff keighley nominating a game from 1997 for best strategy game over hundred line
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"And the 2025 Gaming Oscar for 'Best Boss Fight of 2025' goes to..."
The host opens the envelope.
"'Big Moai Controlled By A Smaller Moai' from Salamander III!"
The crowd erupts in applause. The camera cuts to the Roaring Knight in the audience, who is clapping politely but visibly perturbed
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is exactly what i expected from the list, and out of all of these, DS2 probably deserves it

(real GOTY is Hundred Line but Keighley doesn’t know ball)
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:

-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the best part of the game awards is shooting the shit with friends while watching it, it’s always prime banter material
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if ninja gaiden 3 is a game that begs to be taken seriously and has writing that tries to appeal to the prestige seventh gen tropes of the time, yaiba is a game written by spike tv hosts who chug brewskis and sexually harass women
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
ninja gaiden sigma 2 is a failure from step 1 because ng2's OT/dismemberment system and increased speed works a lot better for high enemy counts, and reducing enemy count to a third and increasing every enemy's health makes the game so much easier and quite a bit more boring
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
vanilla ninja gaiden 2 is so fucking good oh my lord
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Remembered the divorced guy seasoning
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Expedition 33 slander makes me roll my eyes a bit but I saw someone call it the "Great White Hope of JRPGs" and I fucking lost it
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
how is it that every time John Woo goes to Hollywood, he loses a lot of the latent talent he has
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Devil May Cry 3 when you die 3 times:
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i didn’t know about the backwards message in balance slays the demon

sam lake just operates on levels I cannot comprehend
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lumines arise makes tetris effect look like the most boring game in the world
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
blunt rotation that spans the entire human condition
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
first live service game to die twice
Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos

“Due to worrying legal action we’ve decided to pause invites for the time being.”

DMCA takedowns have only been sent on YouTube gameplay videos so far and not direct to the team's custom server project
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM