Renberry Sauce
renboyle.bsky.social
Renberry Sauce
@renboyle.bsky.social
Romance writer and reader. I like making stuff. I'm obsessed with Watergate. I post a lot about growing and preserving food.
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I feel like I’m being non consensually pulled in to other people’s kink universe. Oh you sat on your hands and knees and arranged all her majesty’s shoes? And she still cheated on you with men she found in a peat bog? Should we throw a key party? Should we invite Keith Olbermann
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid

(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Say the line, Bill.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I’m fine conceding that a bunch of nebulously incriminating Epstein statements do not a story make, but in that case neither does the Biden Parkinson’s nonsense, or literally any component of the various Clinton/Wikileaks pseudo-scandals, or tons of other right-wing stuff the paper has laundered
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Oh! Oh!
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I want to note a statistic I often find quoted online, and what I believe to be the source:

“Prior non-fatal strangulation was associated with […] over seven-fold odds (OR 7.48, 95% CI 4.53–12.35) of becoming a completed homicide.”

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My mind is so happy but my body is echoing my 2024 election night stress.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Suck it couchfucker.
AP:
BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm more of a whine mom myself.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Today we note the passing of a real Dick
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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“Toad, Toad, wake up,” said Frog. “Look at your garden!”

Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The absolute gd irony of turning to real people for advice about your ai boyfriend.
coming out to my family as a fucking loser
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Me an international Art Police officer grabbing a thief surrounded by his spoils. "I have you at last! Jail for you! For ten thousand years!"

Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI."

Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
People should not be nice when they're driving. They should be predictable. And come to a full stop at every fucking stop sign.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Guessing upwards of 500 at my small-town protest, with lots of speakers and several orgs recruiting volunteers/donations (and getting lots of interest). #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BWI remains the best DC airport
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I regret to inform me that eating healthy food and exercising works.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Le prix Nobel de la paix devra être attribué à Jean-Claude Fonblard, de Tourcoing, qui, quand il est bourré, reste chez lui et marmonne ses conneries tout seul dans son salon, sans FAIRE CHIER PERSONNE AVEC, ni sur les réseaux ni dans les médias.
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This story of anti-fascist activism seems really relevant rn. www.huckmag.com/article/clau...
Claude Cahun: Jersey’s queer, anti-Nazi freedom fighter
When the island was under Nazi occupation during the Second World War, avant-garde artist Claude Cahun attempted their own cryptic resistance campaign.
www.huckmag.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM