Roxy
@redrawnoxen.bsky.social
an iron glove, cast in velvet // library worker, baker, cartoonist, mother, model horse enthusiast
The Crocodile Hunter movie is an incredible fever dream. Steve Irwin vs the CIA. Terri Irwin cannot act at all but is still extremely charming? It seems like a movie made for fun in someone’s backyard
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Crocodile Hunter movie is an incredible fever dream. Steve Irwin vs the CIA. Terri Irwin cannot act at all but is still extremely charming? It seems like a movie made for fun in someone’s backyard
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Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
You will never guess what I’m watching right now
There’s lots of great episodes of TV out there but if I had to name my favorite there is one GOAT, no hesitation, number one in my heart: X-Files S3E20, “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space’”
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You will never guess what I’m watching right now
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15oct - ‘a despair that comes with the realisation that there is no escape’
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
15oct - ‘a despair that comes with the realisation that there is no escape’
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
BOW DOWN BITCHESSSSZZZZ
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
BOW DOWN BITCHESSSSZZZZ
HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO AN ABSOLUTE SWEETIE, AURORA!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO AN ABSOLUTE SWEETIE, AURORA!!!!
There’s lots of great episodes of TV out there but if I had to name my favorite there is one GOAT, no hesitation, number one in my heart: X-Files S3E20, “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space’”
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There’s lots of great episodes of TV out there but if I had to name my favorite there is one GOAT, no hesitation, number one in my heart: X-Files S3E20, “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space’”
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
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kokoro in one hand and keikaku in the other and see which one fills up first
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
kokoro in one hand and keikaku in the other and see which one fills up first
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
Ok also best nonverbal delivery
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ok also best nonverbal delivery
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1 hour into anno 117: i will build an equitable rome for all romans
10 hours into anno 117: i'm sorry but someone has to live by the glass factory
10 hours into anno 117: i'm sorry but someone has to live by the glass factory
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
1 hour into anno 117: i will build an equitable rome for all romans
10 hours into anno 117: i'm sorry but someone has to live by the glass factory
10 hours into anno 117: i'm sorry but someone has to live by the glass factory
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bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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I’ve seen enough. It is time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve seen enough. It is time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein.
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*stepping into the mead house and it's packed, there's one guy up at the front playing The Riddling Game and you realize all of the villeins are Riddling Teams* ah shit okay let's, uh, hmmm. do you want to go to the bear-baiting
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
*stepping into the mead house and it's packed, there's one guy up at the front playing The Riddling Game and you realize all of the villeins are Riddling Teams* ah shit okay let's, uh, hmmm. do you want to go to the bear-baiting