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imperturbable, incapable cretin, deserving and servile (hobbies, mostly)
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November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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outstanding front page pull
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
outstanding front page pull
we conjure the spirits of the computer of our spells
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
we conjure the spirits of the computer of our spells
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June 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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convert, convert, unsettled and the settlers, you quakers, quaking both a psychogenic; i dare not know the meanings of my betters, i want to voice a scream that's supersonic
May 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
convert, convert, unsettled and the settlers, you quakers, quaking both a psychogenic; i dare not know the meanings of my betters, i want to voice a scream that's supersonic
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ive raced my mind and put away in fetters, the stable hand has long grown parkinsonic; when tongues of fire leap from prelate's letters we cannot cure the singèd ears with tonic
May 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
ive raced my mind and put away in fetters, the stable hand has long grown parkinsonic; when tongues of fire leap from prelate's letters we cannot cure the singèd ears with tonic
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cow poem:
the rarest time i bring myself from shelter
and move my spot of rest beneath the bough
i spit on earth, my mind in sagging swelter
i want a course, my freedom for a plough
the rarest time i bring myself from shelter
and move my spot of rest beneath the bough
i spit on earth, my mind in sagging swelter
i want a course, my freedom for a plough
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
cow poem:
the rarest time i bring myself from shelter
and move my spot of rest beneath the bough
i spit on earth, my mind in sagging swelter
i want a course, my freedom for a plough
the rarest time i bring myself from shelter
and move my spot of rest beneath the bough
i spit on earth, my mind in sagging swelter
i want a course, my freedom for a plough
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as long as this is getting juiced i think "volpone yume mosca kin" might be like the second or third funniest thing ive ever written. as for you, the reader, you aren't fit to kin politic wouldbe, much less androgyno or castrone. get your own
bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
as long as this is getting juiced i think "volpone yume mosca kin" might be like the second or third funniest thing ive ever written. as for you, the reader, you aren't fit to kin politic wouldbe, much less androgyno or castrone. get your own
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...only i'd realized he'd never played touhou halfway through saying it so i kind of flubbed it like "EASY MODO-oh, no...!" im still no good at console shooters.
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
...only i'd realized he'd never played touhou halfway through saying it so i kind of flubbed it like "EASY MODO-oh, no...!" im still no good at console shooters.
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in high school i went over to a friend's house to hang out and play halo 3 - i wasn't used to playing any games with friends, much less with couch coop. he suggested easy mode when we started up a campaign and i instinctually went "easy modo~ kimoi~"...
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
in high school i went over to a friend's house to hang out and play halo 3 - i wasn't used to playing any games with friends, much less with couch coop. he suggested easy mode when we started up a campaign and i instinctually went "easy modo~ kimoi~"...
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*bedebeeboop* Sam, It's Sam Altman.
July 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
*bedebeeboop* Sam, It's Sam Altman.
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*bedebeeboop* Sam, it's Danny Wegman. I'm adding the Wegmans app to the computer in your private room. You can use the chiral network to order great Wegmans food directly to your room, like Monster Energy. We only offer products we love - and we hope America loves them too. Have you tried Danny's Fa
July 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*bedebeeboop* Sam, it's Danny Wegman. I'm adding the Wegmans app to the computer in your private room. You can use the chiral network to order great Wegmans food directly to your room, like Monster Energy. We only offer products we love - and we hope America loves them too. Have you tried Danny's Fa
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bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
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theres something about competitive rulebending and even social engineering that is leagues more compelling to me than outright disregard for rules. like conmen who make you smile the whole time youre opening your wallet (i mean. theyre the ones opening their wallets but ykwim)
July 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
theres something about competitive rulebending and even social engineering that is leagues more compelling to me than outright disregard for rules. like conmen who make you smile the whole time youre opening your wallet (i mean. theyre the ones opening their wallets but ykwim)
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archetypes that needs to come back in gen z (either produced by or written for) fiction: the coupon mom
July 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
archetypes that needs to come back in gen z (either produced by or written for) fiction: the coupon mom
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this is your sign: dont wait until you die to donate your body to science. lease it out while you're still alive!
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this is your sign: dont wait until you die to donate your body to science. lease it out while you're still alive!
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science is the first person im naming on the will. its so easy to forget science
July 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
science is the first person im naming on the will. its so easy to forget science
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if your shooter wants strafe dashes it better have a twin joystick setup like virtual on or else im getting real mad
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
if your shooter wants strafe dashes it better have a twin joystick setup like virtual on or else im getting real mad
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fpses are allowed to have a little bit of movement tech but it should all come from the gun. grappling hooks are for platformers only
July 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
fpses are allowed to have a little bit of movement tech but it should all come from the gun. grappling hooks are for platformers only
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muck storytime: i had this english professor who was teaching a course on modern portrayals of medieval themes. he would share photos of his trips to lebanon and iran, jet set in the middle of instruction, wear tweed suits and funny ties. a real gentleman of leisure.
and are lowk touching on the students but thats between u and me
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
muck storytime: i had this english professor who was teaching a course on modern portrayals of medieval themes. he would share photos of his trips to lebanon and iran, jet set in the middle of instruction, wear tweed suits and funny ties. a real gentleman of leisure.
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i was in the club being baffled and growing continuously more horrified at shawties movements and agility
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
i was in the club being baffled and growing continuously more horrified at shawties movements and agility
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"git er done!" you fool. everything is in a state of becoming
July 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"git er done!" you fool. everything is in a state of becoming
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japanophilia/anglophilia are afaict most popular now as 95% american-identical cultures of guilt that are a thousand times more conscious about their methods of creating guilt/how one can adhere to necessities of politeness. basically japan is the social objet petit a
July 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
japanophilia/anglophilia are afaict most popular now as 95% american-identical cultures of guilt that are a thousand times more conscious about their methods of creating guilt/how one can adhere to necessities of politeness. basically japan is the social objet petit a
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malls always threaten to be a ju-on like space where if you turn down the right empty maintenance hallway past the rusting pipes you'll find a pocket of thriving retail life that'll sit with you til your vastly accelerated death. but it's no curse! just mesothelioma
July 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
malls always threaten to be a ju-on like space where if you turn down the right empty maintenance hallway past the rusting pipes you'll find a pocket of thriving retail life that'll sit with you til your vastly accelerated death. but it's no curse! just mesothelioma