RedBlueOx
@redblueox.bsky.social
Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
He survived? Even though he couldn't pick?
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He survived? Even though he couldn't pick?
Everyone's cheering "go Pecan Pie" or "go Apple Pie," and I'm over here cheering for Hasselback Potato Gruyere Gratin and the rule of law!
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Everyone's cheering "go Pecan Pie" or "go Apple Pie," and I'm over here cheering for Hasselback Potato Gruyere Gratin and the rule of law!
I knew all along it was called the Butt Pan. Even when it was called "Bundt," I knew.
Cleaning up is as simple as washing, rinsing, and drying in less than five minutes—no heavy scrubbing necessary. No need to deal with those caked-on bits that get stuck in the hard-to-reach areas of a roasting pan. nyti.ms/4a9w2US
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I knew all along it was called the Butt Pan. Even when it was called "Bundt," I knew.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
Trans Siberian for Everybody
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trans Siberian for Everybody
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
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I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.
The Chair Company is so good. TV funnies for the chaos era.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Chair Company is so good. TV funnies for the chaos era.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Reil Young
Reil Young
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Prance
Prance
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Dolly Farton
Dolly Farton
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Reil Young
Reil Young
All the obvious too-on-the-nose dystopian sci-fi ideas are becoming realized in our Stupid Future™️
I'm a strong advocate of the idea that death's inevitability is what gives meaning to life and that a fulfilling life is impossible without accepting one's mortal existence.
Which is to say: if I meet anyone behind this product and its ad I'm gonna kick 'em in the nards.
bsky.app/profile/cpax...
Which is to say: if I meet anyone behind this product and its ad I'm gonna kick 'em in the nards.
bsky.app/profile/cpax...
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
All the obvious too-on-the-nose dystopian sci-fi ideas are becoming realized in our Stupid Future™️
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We are thrilled to welcome our friend Bobcat Goldthwait as main support for our LRP40 US Tour in 2026! Another hilarious pal Eugene Mirman will do Brooklyn and Boston dates.
5 shows are already SOLD OUT - Portland and DC are getting close!
5 shows are already SOLD OUT - Portland and DC are getting close!
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We are thrilled to welcome our friend Bobcat Goldthwait as main support for our LRP40 US Tour in 2026! Another hilarious pal Eugene Mirman will do Brooklyn and Boston dates.
5 shows are already SOLD OUT - Portland and DC are getting close!
5 shows are already SOLD OUT - Portland and DC are getting close!
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Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
Not sure if “changed” is the right word, but Cixin Liu’s “3 Body Problem” trilogy surprisingly did the most for my Trump/pandemic-era anxiety. Positioning human life within the vast cosmos and deep time puts today’s grandest worries in perspective. Cosmic insignificance therapy.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not sure if “changed” is the right word, but Cixin Liu’s “3 Body Problem” trilogy surprisingly did the most for my Trump/pandemic-era anxiety. Positioning human life within the vast cosmos and deep time puts today’s grandest worries in perspective. Cosmic insignificance therapy.
The Substance (2024)
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Substance (2024)
Bond multiverse incoming
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bond multiverse incoming
When you get caught between the moon and drone-show Pepsi 🎶
App State is currently doing a drone show but it’s just the Pepsi logo
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When you get caught between the moon and drone-show Pepsi 🎶
That’s crazy, and so is seeing a public life commemorated with birth and death dates both within the 21st century.
Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Marshawn Kneeland died Thursday morning, the team shared in a statement.
Kneeland, 24, was in his second season with the team after being drafted in the second round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
Kneeland, 24, was in his second season with the team after being drafted in the second round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That’s crazy, and so is seeing a public life commemorated with birth and death dates both within the 21st century.
Chip off the old Munk
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Chip off the old Munk
So the Toronto win means the #worldseries is going 6-7 🤷🏻♂️?
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So the Toronto win means the #worldseries is going 6-7 🤷🏻♂️?
Need a hand, buddy?
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Need a hand, buddy?
Flan 9 from Outer Space
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Flan 9 from Outer Space