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nunya
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sorry you're ailing, amigo. I hope you at least got the copper clad, hand-hammered Voiding Bucket from William-Sonoma ($199.95) for your barfing needs.
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Twinky Winky blew out his ACL freshman year at UConn or he'd be starting for the Pacers.
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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CREED: how are those beards coming lads?
JIM: ive got anime on the portable dvd player
CREED: good, that should increase growth 1.5x
STANLEY: i whipped up a batch of beard medicine
CREED: excellent, chef. ladies, chug that down
PAM: aye aye
CREED: facial hair will protect us from the elements
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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not far enough for me. if you dont charge your kids rent your a sucker
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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changed my diaper
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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YouTube Wrapped

You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)

We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Shelby Harris didn't hold back when asked about 49ers WR Jauan Jennings and his altercation with Tre'von Moehrig last week.

"I see why he got punched in the nuts."
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to our riders and everyone here at the MTA who keeps our region moving. Each and every day, we’re thankful for you!
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The whole economy is repackaged certificates that pay out $1 if Charlie Brown has hoes and $0 if he doesn’t
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM