Donald Mustard
@realfartboss.bsky.social
you can clean the poop off of my cold dead hands. grind or die. 85 iq
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
Landlords love being like “Ok and here’s the garbage disposal. Do NOT use it.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Landlords love being like “Ok and here’s the garbage disposal. Do NOT use it.”
Eating an onion is the coolest thing you can do in 2025
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Eating an onion is the coolest thing you can do in 2025
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calling my shot, this thing is gonna be the surprise hit of the year that grosses like $250M domestic
June 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
calling my shot, this thing is gonna be the surprise hit of the year that grosses like $250M domestic
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The worst YouTube videos are named like “God, Marx, and Learning Acceptance: The Story of Super Mario 64” and the best ones are all called like “Horse Music”
June 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The worst YouTube videos are named like “God, Marx, and Learning Acceptance: The Story of Super Mario 64” and the best ones are all called like “Horse Music”
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Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
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there was a point in my life when i was younger and snootier and thought "i'm too sophisticated for hot dogs" but these days, on the rare occasion that i have one (basically, today), my thought is always "damn a good hotdog is good as hell"
May 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
there was a point in my life when i was younger and snootier and thought "i'm too sophisticated for hot dogs" but these days, on the rare occasion that i have one (basically, today), my thought is always "damn a good hotdog is good as hell"
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
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The Green Bay Packers organization and fan base have been excommunicated - NPR
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Green Bay Packers organization and fan base have been excommunicated - NPR
Today is an important day to reach out to your Wisconsin Catholic friends, this is terrible news for them
May 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Today is an important day to reach out to your Wisconsin Catholic friends, this is terrible news for them
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Okay I'm an anti-natalist now. David Benatar was correct. Birth rates must go to 0
April 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Okay I'm an anti-natalist now. David Benatar was correct. Birth rates must go to 0
They sent Katy Perry to space and when the rocket came back she wasn’t on it ???
April 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They sent Katy Perry to space and when the rocket came back she wasn’t on it ???
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More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
Does The Sims make enough money to deserve all this DLC? Where are the Sims whales buying every DLC like people do for strategy games?
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Does The Sims make enough money to deserve all this DLC? Where are the Sims whales buying every DLC like people do for strategy games?
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
People laughed a few days ago when @jamellebouie.net said we might not have flu shots next year, but:
NEWS: The FDA abruptly canceled its upcoming advisory committee meeting to select the strains for next year's flu shot.
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
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Democrats' opposition to the Republican budget is imperiled by "the fact that some of their older and ailing members have regularly missed votes this year,” Axios reports.
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Democrats' opposition to the Republican budget is imperiled by "the fact that some of their older and ailing members have regularly missed votes this year,” Axios reports.
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We put a computer that could access all the worlds knowledge in everyone’s pocket and people mostly used it to spread lies.
February 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We put a computer that could access all the worlds knowledge in everyone’s pocket and people mostly used it to spread lies.
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"it is a party's job to earn your vote" rather than "participating in the government of a republic is a citizen's duty" is just decadence.
February 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"it is a party's job to earn your vote" rather than "participating in the government of a republic is a citizen's duty" is just decadence.
A full renaming and rebranding of the Democratic Party might be a fun idea.
Call it like, the Billygoats party. Mascot is a goat climbing a mountain. Color is purple.
Call it like, the Billygoats party. Mascot is a goat climbing a mountain. Color is purple.
February 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A full renaming and rebranding of the Democratic Party might be a fun idea.
Call it like, the Billygoats party. Mascot is a goat climbing a mountain. Color is purple.
Call it like, the Billygoats party. Mascot is a goat climbing a mountain. Color is purple.