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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
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just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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here's how to color a worm. since I only draw on one layer, painting directly over the blue and orange creates interesting tints.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
here's how to color a worm. since I only draw on one layer, painting directly over the blue and orange creates interesting tints.
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now, is there someone in the courtroom who is just a little guy, a little birthday boy, wearing glasses? and can you point at that individual? let the record show that the witness has indicated the defendant. no further questions *i give my client a big "thumbs up"*
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
now, is there someone in the courtroom who is just a little guy, a little birthday boy, wearing glasses? and can you point at that individual? let the record show that the witness has indicated the defendant. no further questions *i give my client a big "thumbs up"*
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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![A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN :
CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT
AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxxnhzipsapdm5inx44fr322/bafkreigo5miat3wb7vbfri5ekl2xpcjrvmkdpojw3gog6jz3vlo7omcc74@jpeg)
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
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Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
August 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
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tired of being hypervigilant, I want to be so hypovigilant I start falling into open sewers
August 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
tired of being hypervigilant, I want to be so hypovigilant I start falling into open sewers
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in retrospect, elaine benes was so real for being obsessed with a big salad with lots of stuff in it. she was just simply correct
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
in retrospect, elaine benes was so real for being obsessed with a big salad with lots of stuff in it. she was just simply correct
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The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
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[racking shotgun] lets go shoot us a dang babadook
July 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
[racking shotgun] lets go shoot us a dang babadook
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reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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wow googles new product Irremovable Poison in the Well v.3 is actually pretty neat! imagine how much better it will get on v.4
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
wow googles new product Irremovable Poison in the Well v.3 is actually pretty neat! imagine how much better it will get on v.4
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hundred line routes are like you're about to have the most insane lore dump thrown on you but then it presents you with a choice and you end up choosing the one that completely drops the lore dump and puts you on the "Hot Dogs Route" where sirei sells hot dogs and everyone gets sick
May 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
hundred line routes are like you're about to have the most insane lore dump thrown on you but then it presents you with a choice and you end up choosing the one that completely drops the lore dump and puts you on the "Hot Dogs Route" where sirei sells hot dogs and everyone gets sick