Jake
@ratsnakejake.bsky.social
Chicago sports fan. DC Transplant. Wielder of the flame of Anor.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSH... the original audio of this clip was removed, i am reattaching it here
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSH... the original audio of this clip was removed, i am reattaching it here
Can’t wait for the White Sox to trade Shane Smith to the Dodgers for their number 4 prospect in 2027
April 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can’t wait for the White Sox to trade Shane Smith to the Dodgers for their number 4 prospect in 2027
On one hand, Shane Smith is exceptional (good). On the other, the White Sox offense is also exceptional (bad).
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
On one hand, Shane Smith is exceptional (good). On the other, the White Sox offense is also exceptional (bad).
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If you hold the other team hitless 6 2/3 maybe your team should put you in line for a win? I dunno just spitballin
April 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you hold the other team hitless 6 2/3 maybe your team should put you in line for a win? I dunno just spitballin
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I want a therapy rabbit.
The Giant therapy rabbit is back at Oracle Park.
"Whoever discovered the beauty of the therapy animal is -- a special place in Heaven for. It is remarkable what animals can do to relieve anxiety and depression."
- Mike Krukow.
"Whoever discovered the beauty of the therapy animal is -- a special place in Heaven for. It is remarkable what animals can do to relieve anxiety and depression."
- Mike Krukow.
April 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want a therapy rabbit.
White Sox starting pitchers are finally showing their true colors
April 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
White Sox starting pitchers are finally showing their true colors
The new Djo album takes me back to peak mid-2000s indie
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The new Djo album takes me back to peak mid-2000s indie
Nick Pivetta is dealing rn for the Padres
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Nick Pivetta is dealing rn for the Padres
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Andrew Vaughn’s hot/cold zone is amazing.
March 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Andrew Vaughn’s hot/cold zone is amazing.
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Siri, show me an unusually on-the-nose metaphor for the White Sox's roster building strategy.
The tarp got stuck at White Sox-Angels, prompting adaptations of an unusual nature.
March 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Siri, show me an unusually on-the-nose metaphor for the White Sox's roster building strategy.
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They’re 2-0 in my book
March 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They’re 2-0 in my book
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Ohtani is so awesome he's like a folk hero just a big giant man that hits dingers throws 100mph fastballs and talks to dogs
March 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ohtani is so awesome he's like a folk hero just a big giant man that hits dingers throws 100mph fastballs and talks to dogs
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Willson Contreras gonna eat
March 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Willson Contreras gonna eat
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oh right, I can just be watching baseball, how nice
March 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
oh right, I can just be watching baseball, how nice
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It’s a documentary
March 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It’s a documentary
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
March 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
All the alarm bells should be going off for you at this point. This is legitimately terrifying
The most serious Nazi shit in this extremely Nazi shit executive order may be the idea, just slipped in there, that one of the "divisive narratives that distort our shared history" is that "race is not a biological reality but a social construct." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
All the alarm bells should be going off for you at this point. This is legitimately terrifying
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My beautiful son, Un Verano Sin Ti 🥰
March 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My beautiful son, Un Verano Sin Ti 🥰
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The Baysox are donating 10% of the proceeds from their Oyster Catcher’s merch to a cervical cancer charity. 🥺🥺🥺
March 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Baysox are donating 10% of the proceeds from their Oyster Catcher’s merch to a cervical cancer charity. 🥺🥺🥺
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How can you not love baseball?
March 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How can you not love baseball?
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
March 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
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When you're a bro but sophisticated
March 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When you're a bro but sophisticated