Not Larry
@iamnotlarry.bsky.social
Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
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January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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What the fuck are we doing?
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
What the fuck are we doing?
Alexa, what does quixotic mean?
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Alexa, what does quixotic mean?
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Remember that episode of Succession?
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Remember that episode of Succession?
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
These are Asad Oman Abdullahi and Odowaa Yusuf Rageh, the heads of the Somali police and army respectively. Trump is not even smart enough to use google before he lies.
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
These are Asad Oman Abdullahi and Odowaa Yusuf Rageh, the heads of the Somali police and army respectively. Trump is not even smart enough to use google before he lies.
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Found on Mastodon. This cartoon pretty much sizes up the #GreenlandTariffs situation. (Wish I could give credit to the artist.)
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Found on Mastodon. This cartoon pretty much sizes up the #GreenlandTariffs situation. (Wish I could give credit to the artist.)
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How it started/how it's going
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
How it started/how it's going
“Bears,” he whispered in a low, solemn, longing tone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
“Bears,” he whispered in a low, solemn, longing tone.
YOU TAKE THE MAN OUT OF THE!
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
YOU TAKE THE MAN OUT OF THE!
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I just love this team. I really wanted to hang out with them again next weekend. This was a good season and you can’t often say that as a Bears fan.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I just love this team. I really wanted to hang out with them again next weekend. This was a good season and you can’t often say that as a Bears fan.
He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where Jaquan Brisker.
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where Jaquan Brisker.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
I liked that idea of a 3rd down shot play there.
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I liked that idea of a 3rd down shot play there.
Good game so far for us Brisker truthers.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Good game so far for us Brisker truthers.
Being a Cubs fan: We got Alex Bregman during the Bears game! I love this!
Being a Sox fan: Wilbur Wood died during the Bears game. That sucks.
Being a Sox fan: Wilbur Wood died during the Bears game. That sucks.
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Being a Cubs fan: We got Alex Bregman during the Bears game! I love this!
Being a Sox fan: Wilbur Wood died during the Bears game. That sucks.
Being a Sox fan: Wilbur Wood died during the Bears game. That sucks.
I was not worried about going for it on 4th.
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I was not worried about going for it on 4th.
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the you’re gonna want to bring the Rams to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover, and simmer for 90 minutes, stirring occasionally.
If you missed it
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
the you’re gonna want to bring the Rams to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover, and simmer for 90 minutes, stirring occasionally.
That anti-Semite can block.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
That anti-Semite can block.
Girding
Gird your sphincters
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Girding
Down 12 in the 4th, Texans have them in prime position.
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Down 12 in the 4th, Texans have them in prime position.