Not Larry
@iamnotlarry.bsky.social
Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
Pinned
Week 10. Drink for penalties. Drink.
After nearly 11 minutes, we have our first Bears penalty. Week 9, drink for penalties. Drink.
I missed a Bears penalty. Drink.
The Bears dog walked the Cowboys. The Cowboys just beat the Eagles. Bears play the Eagles this week. Has to be a win, right?
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Bears dog walked the Cowboys. The Cowboys just beat the Eagles. Bears play the Eagles this week. Has to be a win, right?
I’m still pondering this thought so I’m not endorsing it, just workshopping. Maybe Ryan Poles isn’t a bad GM. He just needed a good coaching staff to develop the talent he acquired. Yes, I know he hired Eberflus too which is definitely a mark against him.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m still pondering this thought so I’m not endorsing it, just workshopping. Maybe Ryan Poles isn’t a bad GM. He just needed a good coaching staff to develop the talent he acquired. Yes, I know he hired Eberflus too which is definitely a mark against him.
This defense either is the most fun part of the game or makes you want to punch yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This defense either is the most fun part of the game or makes you want to punch yourself.
People always say “holding it like a loaf of bread.” Who holds bread that way?
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
People always say “holding it like a loaf of bread.” Who holds bread that way?
What’s going on?
HEY!
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What’s going on?
That was bound to happen eventually.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That was bound to happen eventually.
Of all the times not to use that camera angle…
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Of all the times not to use that camera angle…
That kid has insane ball skills.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
That kid has insane ball skills.
I turned off the smart features on Gmail because I didn’t want Gemini looking at my emails and it just put all of my emails into gen pop instead of separating them. I get a ton of junk email I’m finding out.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I turned off the smart features on Gmail because I didn’t want Gemini looking at my emails and it just put all of my emails into gen pop instead of separating them. I get a ton of junk email I’m finding out.
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NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
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She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers
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Warthogs and meerkats do not usually have a close friendship, but often share a symbiotic relationship where they cooperate for mutual benefit. #DisneyFactFridays
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Warthogs and meerkats do not usually have a close friendship, but often share a symbiotic relationship where they cooperate for mutual benefit. #DisneyFactFridays
The MTG saga has been fascinating lately. She’s recently said some things I agree with. Still, fuck her.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The MTG saga has been fascinating lately. She’s recently said some things I agree with. Still, fuck her.
Republicans don’t like to see a bottom vs. a top.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Republicans don’t like to see a bottom vs. a top.
Cubs couldn’t have 4 names at catcher on their 40 man roster so they had to rub one out.
The Cubs opted to nontender catcher Reese McGuire and right-handed reliever Eli Morgan by Friday’s deadline, making them free agents.
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Chicago Cubs nontender catcher Reese McGuire and reliever Eli Morgan, making them free agents
The Chicago Cubs opted to nontender catcher Reese McGuire and right-handed reliever Eli Morgan by Friday’s deadline, making them free agents.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cubs couldn’t have 4 names at catcher on their 40 man roster so they had to rub one out.
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Zohran with that “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” look.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Zohran with that “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” look.
I look forward to their repeal of Social Security and Medicare.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I look forward to their repeal of Social Security and Medicare.
I’m down 12 lbs in 5 weeks. I’m pretty happy with that. Gonna keep working.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m down 12 lbs in 5 weeks. I’m pretty happy with that. Gonna keep working.
Welcome to the club, buddy.
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Welcome to the club, buddy.
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Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
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#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
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November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
There’s another women’s professional soccer league? I was not aware.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There’s another women’s professional soccer league? I was not aware.