Chimp Rage
@ragingjackalope.bsky.social
Just flinging poo, as one does...and at one point I wrote on a sports blog called Deuce of Davenport. Ahh good times.
My things: DC News/DC Sports/Lots of random things that interest me.
My things: DC News/DC Sports/Lots of random things that interest me.
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I'm fucking dying at this. Lmao
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm fucking dying at this. Lmao
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Don't invite Buzz Lightyear to Thanksgiving
February 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Don't invite Buzz Lightyear to Thanksgiving
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A young center's schedule offers insight into how the Wizards approach player development.
September 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A young center's schedule offers insight into how the Wizards approach player development.
😂
welcome to the shadow realm, Devaughn Vele will be your guide
TRADE: The Patriots are trading WR Ja’Lynn Polk and a 2028 7th-round pick to the Saints for a 2027 6th-round pick, per sources.
Polk is currently on season-ending IR recovering from a shoulder injury.
Polk is currently on season-ending IR recovering from a shoulder injury.
September 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Wow...now do the Big Hunt
BREAKING: Buffalo Billiards coming (back) to DC on 14th Street in the old Source space!! - WOWZA: www.popville.com/2025/09/buff...
BREAKING: Buffalo Billiards coming (back) to DC on 14th Street in the old Source space!! - PoPville
1835 14 th Street, NW YO!! A new liquor license application has been filed for Buffalo Billiards at the old Source Theatre space: "New Retailer’s Class “C” Tavern with a Seating Capacity of 225, Total...
www.popville.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wow...now do the Big Hunt
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This seems important:
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This seems important:
The best tweet deck replacement for sure
deck.blue is celebrating its first anniversary! I started developing it on 08/08/2023 and it's been an amazing journey. I've learned a lot and am really thankful to everyone that helped me get here, but the current version made in Flutter won't receive any more feature updates. Read more here!
deck.blue v2.9.0 is up + first anniversary! | deck.blue
Get more from deck.blue on Patreon
www.patreon.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The best tweet deck replacement for sure
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This is the sort of thing the Internet is supposed to be used for. bsky.app/profile/davi...
This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.
WKRP: Johnny Fever
www.awphooey.com
August 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is the sort of thing the Internet is supposed to be used for. bsky.app/profile/davi...
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NEW PROJECT: Welcome to ESPN’s Sports Misery Index. You tell us what pro teams you love and we’ll crunch the numbers – no fancy AI needed here – to tell you just how happy you should be.
www.espn.com/espn/feature...
www.espn.com/espn/feature...
August 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
NEW PROJECT: Welcome to ESPN’s Sports Misery Index. You tell us what pro teams you love and we’ll crunch the numbers – no fancy AI needed here – to tell you just how happy you should be.
www.espn.com/espn/feature...
www.espn.com/espn/feature...
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A Steam user named Gregarious baffles the community over the apparent destruction of a rare item of which there are only a few hundred in existence
Team Fortress 2 player deletes rare $6,700 item... for a second time
A Steam user named Gregarious baffles the community over the apparent destruction of a rare item of which there are only a few hundred in existence
www.polygon.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A Steam user named Gregarious baffles the community over the apparent destruction of a rare item of which there are only a few hundred in existence
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here's a list of some good sandwiches in and around dc right now. no reason. dc.eater.com/maps/best-sa...
The Best Sandwiches Around D.C., According to Eater Editors
16 destinations for a handheld masterpiece
dc.eater.com
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
here's a list of some good sandwiches in and around dc right now. no reason. dc.eater.com/maps/best-sa...
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Gilbert Arenas and 5 others were arrested today in LA, the Dept. of Justice said. They were allegedly running an illegal gambling ring, according to the fed gov't, and running poker games out of Arenas' home. Arenas was charged on 3 counts and to be arraigned today.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
Gilbert Arenas arrested, charged with running illegal gambling business
Arenas ran an illegal gambling ring and hosted high-level poker games in his home, according to an indictment filed by federal prosecutors.
www.nytimes.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Gilbert Arenas and 5 others were arrested today in LA, the Dept. of Justice said. They were allegedly running an illegal gambling ring, according to the fed gov't, and running poker games out of Arenas' home. Arenas was charged on 3 counts and to be arraigned today.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
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In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.
July 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.
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Holy moly this is beautiful, have a look around: www.popville.com/2025/07/barb...
“Opening Tonight! Barbouzard Brings French Riviera Glamour to D.C.” See all the info and some stunning photos! - PoPville
photo by Scott Suchman From a press release: "Partners Nasr El Hage, Nellie Elana Gebrail, Dany Abi-Najm, and Cedric Maupillier are pleased to announce the official opening of Barbouzard, a French-Med...
www.popville.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Holy moly this is beautiful, have a look around: www.popville.com/2025/07/barb...
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The Commanders have reinstated WR Terry McLaurin from Reserve/Did Not Report and placed him on the Active/Physically Unable to Perform List (ankle).
Released CB Fentrell Cypress.
Released CB Fentrell Cypress.
July 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Commanders have reinstated WR Terry McLaurin from Reserve/Did Not Report and placed him on the Active/Physically Unable to Perform List (ankle).
Released CB Fentrell Cypress.
Released CB Fentrell Cypress.
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Tomorrow is my last day at The Washington Post. I'm taking a buyout. Was a thrill and I will write something else about all this at some point.
July 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tomorrow is my last day at The Washington Post. I'm taking a buyout. Was a thrill and I will write something else about all this at some point.
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BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76 - PA
July 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76 - PA
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Wed. June 18 in DMV DC- Kendrick Lamar , SZA @ Northwest Stadium (rap, r&b); Mannequin Pussy at 930 club; Fonseca @ Eaglebank Arena ; Backyard Band @ 9 @ Ivy City Smokehouse (go-go); Cults @ Union Stage; Sirius Company @ Sobe (go-go); New Impressionz @ Babylon (go-go); 🧵
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Wed. June 18 in DMV DC- Kendrick Lamar , SZA @ Northwest Stadium (rap, r&b); Mannequin Pussy at 930 club; Fonseca @ Eaglebank Arena ; Backyard Band @ 9 @ Ivy City Smokehouse (go-go); Cults @ Union Stage; Sirius Company @ Sobe (go-go); New Impressionz @ Babylon (go-go); 🧵
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Holy wow…look at the changes coming to the Post. 👀 Metro doesn’t even get its own section at all anymore, any day.
June 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Holy wow…look at the changes coming to the Post. 👀 Metro doesn’t even get its own section at all anymore, any day.
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High on Life 2 announced at Xbox Games Showcase
High on Life 2 announced at Xbox Games Showcase
Your adventure with a talking gun continues
www.polygon.com
June 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
High on Life 2 announced at Xbox Games Showcase
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This article is an excellent look at why groupthink is a disease that has plagued draft coverage for years.
Really awesome stuff.
Really awesome stuff.
At the time, the 2021 NFL Draft was supposed to be a year of the quarterback.
Today, it’s an example of why it can be so hard to actually find a quarterback.
@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social takes a look back at the 2021 draft class and re-ranks the top five at every position.
Today, it’s an example of why it can be so hard to actually find a quarterback.
@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social takes a look back at the 2021 draft class and re-ranks the top five at every position.
Re-ranking 2021 NFL Draft by position: Where do Trevor Lawrence, Micah Parsons fall?
Which players have emerged as stars in the seasons since the 2021 draft?
nyti.ms
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This article is an excellent look at why groupthink is a disease that has plagued draft coverage for years.
Really awesome stuff.
Really awesome stuff.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
May 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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You think you know Lord of the Rings? This guy knows Lord of the Rings, holy crap
Timeline of Sauron • Accessible Image Viewer
This image is a detailed infographic titled 'Timeline of Sauron' which covers the complete life and events concerning the Second Dark Lord from 'The Lord of the Rings'.
assisted.site
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You think you know Lord of the Rings? This guy knows Lord of the Rings, holy crap