Quinlan Sparks
@quinfish.bsky.social
Truly just some guy
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A thing I like about the hummingbird hawk moth is that it is named in the style of a frazzled parent trying to get one child's name but saying every other child's name first and maybe also the family pet as well
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A thing I like about the hummingbird hawk moth is that it is named in the style of a frazzled parent trying to get one child's name but saying every other child's name first and maybe also the family pet as well
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
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do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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[delirious from fever] your mom is probably a milf
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
[delirious from fever] your mom is probably a milf
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finally some good news
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
finally some good news
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"This is a message to you, who listens. You must trust me, because we are friends. You just don't know it yet."
(The Road to PARTIZAN 05 : Ech0 & dusk to midnight)
#fattrewind #friendsatthetable
(The Road to PARTIZAN 05 : Ech0 & dusk to midnight)
#fattrewind #friendsatthetable
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"This is a message to you, who listens. You must trust me, because we are friends. You just don't know it yet."
(The Road to PARTIZAN 05 : Ech0 & dusk to midnight)
#fattrewind #friendsatthetable
(The Road to PARTIZAN 05 : Ech0 & dusk to midnight)
#fattrewind #friendsatthetable
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
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Call me a homeopathic dilution the way my concentration is extremely low and I don't do anything people are hoping I'll do
December 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Call me a homeopathic dilution the way my concentration is extremely low and I don't do anything people are hoping I'll do
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86 fucking years old.
June 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
86 fucking years old.
Cool how Chicago Pope unlocks the forbidden malort communion
May 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cool how Chicago Pope unlocks the forbidden malort communion
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I wrote about the biggest rap performance of all time, Kendrick’s positioning of anti-Drake-ness as part of a larger pro-Blackness and justice for Serena Williams
andscape.com/features/gen...
andscape.com/features/gen...
The subversive genius of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance
The Compton MC might have just given us the biggest rap performance ever
andscape.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I wrote about the biggest rap performance of all time, Kendrick’s positioning of anti-Drake-ness as part of a larger pro-Blackness and justice for Serena Williams
andscape.com/features/gen...
andscape.com/features/gen...
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Deeply deeply enjoying Skeleton Crew
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Deeply deeply enjoying Skeleton Crew
If you're already very high and the Star Wars is good enough, Star Wars is also a drug
December 10, 2024 at 6:31 AM
If you're already very high and the Star Wars is good enough, Star Wars is also a drug
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I truly believe that “tilt this pig ever so gentle” is one of the most beautiful things ever written. “Gently” just wouldn’t work there and Vincent knew that in his poet’s heart.
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I truly believe that “tilt this pig ever so gentle” is one of the most beautiful things ever written. “Gently” just wouldn’t work there and Vincent knew that in his poet’s heart.