Pyramid Chad
@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer.
He/they. Married, monogamous.
Twitter@pyrameadhead
He/they. Married, monogamous.
Twitter@pyrameadhead
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"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
Being made instently aware of a half dozen paper cuts thanks to a dripping burrito full of house extra hot salsa
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Being made instently aware of a half dozen paper cuts thanks to a dripping burrito full of house extra hot salsa
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"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
The reason Kash Patel's FBI is so bad at framing narratives around events is because DOGE attempted to save money by folding the Department of Fucking with Schizophrenics and Department of Inside Job Clue Leaving together
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The reason Kash Patel's FBI is so bad at framing narratives around events is because DOGE attempted to save money by folding the Department of Fucking with Schizophrenics and Department of Inside Job Clue Leaving together
Yeah man, start branding yourself as the unwoke gay guy before you run for president again. Surely that'll work.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yeah man, start branding yourself as the unwoke gay guy before you run for president again. Surely that'll work.
Zoomer coworker: I was listening to the latest Joe Rogan and he had a guy on who said that AIDS actually isn't that bad and it's the drugs that treat it that actually kill you
I need a new job, man.
I need a new job, man.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Zoomer coworker: I was listening to the latest Joe Rogan and he had a guy on who said that AIDS actually isn't that bad and it's the drugs that treat it that actually kill you
I need a new job, man.
I need a new job, man.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day
"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
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Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day
NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record."
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
what the ever loving shit is this wording? tbh, more of your writers need to get dragged into a crashout, @nytimes.com because wtf.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record."
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
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This better not unlock anything inside of me
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This better not unlock anything inside of me
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Michael Meatball lmao come on
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Michael Meatball lmao come on
Bro trying to get ahead of Bill Clinton's name coming up
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bro trying to get ahead of Bill Clinton's name coming up
Every day, a dozen times a day I harvest seaweed and have to keep this fishbowl on my head the entire time cause the patch is underwater for a pet I'm just gonna leave in the bank. Absolutely insane I didn't get the pet drop by 99 Farming. This probably says something about my mental state.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every day, a dozen times a day I harvest seaweed and have to keep this fishbowl on my head the entire time cause the patch is underwater for a pet I'm just gonna leave in the bank. Absolutely insane I didn't get the pet drop by 99 Farming. This probably says something about my mental state.
How do they know his face just doesn't look like that
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How do they know his face just doesn't look like that
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Me: I hate our governor, I would take literally anyone but him
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
Matthew McConaughey for Governor campaign tent pops up in Texas. What we know.
Rumors of famous Texan and Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey running for governor of Texas have been floating around for years.
www.houstonchronicle.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me: I hate our governor, I would take literally anyone but him
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
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i trust the man who made what may have been the dumbest ad in human history to promote AI
Me: I hate our governor, I would take literally anyone but him
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
Matthew McConaughey for Governor campaign tent pops up in Texas. What we know.
Rumors of famous Texan and Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey running for governor of Texas have been floating around for years.
www.houstonchronicle.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i trust the man who made what may have been the dumbest ad in human history to promote AI
Repo! The Generic Opera. Paul Sorvino. Enough said.
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Repo! The Generic Opera. Paul Sorvino. Enough said.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Just want to remind people that despite the appearance of incompetence, the Democratic party is an well oiled machine when it comes to taking radical energy and molding it into something non threatening to the powers that be.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just want to remind people that despite the appearance of incompetence, the Democratic party is an well oiled machine when it comes to taking radical energy and molding it into something non threatening to the powers that be.
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Personally, if I was running a journalistic organization based on public integrity, and one of my reporters got fired for soliciting bribes from the most infamous pedophile trafficker in US history, I’d probably take a peek at the ol’ mail server to see what he was saying to said infamous trafficker
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Personally, if I was running a journalistic organization based on public integrity, and one of my reporters got fired for soliciting bribes from the most infamous pedophile trafficker in US history, I’d probably take a peek at the ol’ mail server to see what he was saying to said infamous trafficker
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Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
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