Puppy Avalanche
@puppyavalanche.bsky.social
Damn glad to be here
I have a hat now, no takebacks
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have a hat now, no takebacks
That’s not birthday cake, that’s stress cake
The saddest thing ever: My grocery store now sells single slices of birthday cake.
March 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That’s not birthday cake, that’s stress cake
Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, you should read this. You opened the door for gay marriage. Would you really barter someone’s human rights for votes?
I’ve liked you since you were a Supe but you are dead wrong on this one. History will prove it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
I’ve liked you since you were a Supe but you are dead wrong on this one. History will prove it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Don’t Listen to Greasy Gavin Newsom. Listen to Trans Athletes.
In a podcast with Charlie Kirk, the California governor put his electoral ambition ahead of trans people. But what do trans athletes themselves have to say?
www.thenation.com
March 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, you should read this. You opened the door for gay marriage. Would you really barter someone’s human rights for votes?
I’ve liked you since you were a Supe but you are dead wrong on this one. History will prove it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
I’ve liked you since you were a Supe but you are dead wrong on this one. History will prove it.
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Apparently it’s to give eight men all the money.
I really, truly don't get this government waste movement. If the government is not supposed to publicly fund research, education, and infrastructure... Why the f*ck do we need a government FOR? To collect taxes for fourth of July parades??
March 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Apparently it’s to give eight men all the money.
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Nobody will believe it because it violates their narrative, but it’s true: Rubio is a neoreactionary convert. He’s not reluctantly going along—he’s aligned. He’s not uncomfortable—he’s committed. The sooner people realize this, the sooner they’ll stop being shocked by what comes next.
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nobody will believe it because it violates their narrative, but it’s true: Rubio is a neoreactionary convert. He’s not reluctantly going along—he’s aligned. He’s not uncomfortable—he’s committed. The sooner people realize this, the sooner they’ll stop being shocked by what comes next.
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Just so we’re absolutely clear about how thoroughly Trump licked Russia’s ass today.
February 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just so we’re absolutely clear about how thoroughly Trump licked Russia’s ass today.
I am in favor of a Blow Monkeys revival
February 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am in favor of a Blow Monkeys revival
I am normally a live and let live person but people should not be allowed to keep these birds in apartments, they are loud AF.
Noise complaints over parrots in a Manhattan co-op apartment building led to a fight that would wind through two courts, cost the building a small fortune in legal fees and shatter a friendship. nyti.ms/3X6BKj1
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am normally a live and let live person but people should not be allowed to keep these birds in apartments, they are loud AF.
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Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too?
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
February 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too?
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
This makes me heartsick.
gotta be serious here .... it sure feels like we are a hair away from some SV fker just doing A Modest Proposal for real web.archive.org/web/20250204...
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This makes me heartsick.
The diss track was genius, but the Canadian Tuxedo was God-tier hateration
February 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The diss track was genius, but the Canadian Tuxedo was God-tier hateration
Happy Year of the Snake to @randomfacts.bsky.social !
Fact: If anyone is curious, the snake species in my profile pic is an African bush viper. This species comes in many colors including green, blue, orange, yellow, black and multicolored. Even siblings can be totally different colors. Their eye color varies a lot too but usually matches their body.
January 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Year of the Snake to @randomfacts.bsky.social !
I see we are now fully in the “can’t find their ass with two hands and a flashlight” stage of a Trump presidency
Sounds like a job for the new Transportation Sec-
oh fuck
oh fuck
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I see we are now fully in the “can’t find their ass with two hands and a flashlight” stage of a Trump presidency
Sounds like a job for the new Transportation Sec-
oh fuck
oh fuck
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sounds like a job for the new Transportation Sec-
oh fuck
oh fuck
“He’s nuts” isn’t the deterrent people think it is”
January 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“He’s nuts” isn’t the deterrent people think it is”
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This is what it feels to be alive right now—
January 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is what it feels to be alive right now—
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“Your presentation is in 5 minutes.”
“Thanks, Margaret.”
“I put out some donuts and milk.”
“That’s great, thank you.”
“I also set up the projector.”
“You’re the best.”
“Can I get you anything else?”
“I’ll need my laser pointer.”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
“Thanks, Margaret.”
“I put out some donuts and milk.”
“That’s great, thank you.”
“I also set up the projector.”
“You’re the best.”
“Can I get you anything else?”
“I’ll need my laser pointer.”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
January 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Your presentation is in 5 minutes.”
“Thanks, Margaret.”
“I put out some donuts and milk.”
“That’s great, thank you.”
“I also set up the projector.”
“You’re the best.”
“Can I get you anything else?”
“I’ll need my laser pointer.”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
“Thanks, Margaret.”
“I put out some donuts and milk.”
“That’s great, thank you.”
“I also set up the projector.”
“You’re the best.”
“Can I get you anything else?”
“I’ll need my laser pointer.”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
Chiefs vs Eagles AKA the fans that booed racial unity vs the fans that booed Santa.
Go Santa booers! 🎅🦅
Go Santa booers! 🎅🦅
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Chiefs vs Eagles AKA the fans that booed racial unity vs the fans that booed Santa.
Go Santa booers! 🎅🦅
Go Santa booers! 🎅🦅
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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
January 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
🔥🔥
The number of hilarious sewer districts and sanitation departments I follow is not zero
if you think it’s weird to follow a sewer utility’s content on this network, wait til you find out how long sewer utilities have been following your content on theirs.
I’m sure you never thought you should follow a public waste management utility on social media, but you really should follow NEORSD
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The number of hilarious sewer districts and sanitation departments I follow is not zero
So much for that defense
January 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So much for that defense
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wow. way to talk about my finance guy 😳
November 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
wow. way to talk about my finance guy 😳