Comedy Boy Ronny Pascale
@ronnypascale.bsky.social
A very famous comedian.
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I’m deleting emails as old as 7 years old. I’m tempted to respond to one and say “sorry just seeing this..”
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I can't listen to classical music without imagining Bugs Bunny trying to trick Elmer Fudd.
a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a pie in front of his face
ALT: a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a pie in front of his face
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September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can't listen to classical music without imagining Bugs Bunny trying to trick Elmer Fudd.
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I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
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I’m deleting emails as old as 7 years old. I’m tempted to respond to one and say “sorry just seeing this..”
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m deleting emails as old as 7 years old. I’m tempted to respond to one and say “sorry just seeing this..”
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I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
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The United States sorely needs an opposition party right now.
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The United States sorely needs an opposition party right now.
If all my background acting doesn’t make me famous, I dunno what will.
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If all my background acting doesn’t make me famous, I dunno what will.
We haven’t taken our Christmas tree down yet. I’m too embarrassed to do it now. Same tree two years in a row. #Sustainability 🎄
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
We haven’t taken our Christmas tree down yet. I’m too embarrassed to do it now. Same tree two years in a row. #Sustainability 🎄
My internet provider sent me a cease and desist. Apparently someone torrents RuPaul’s Drag Race on my WI-FI.
If they take me to court, I’ll legally have to lip sync for my life.
If they take me to court, I’ll legally have to lip sync for my life.
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My internet provider sent me a cease and desist. Apparently someone torrents RuPaul’s Drag Race on my WI-FI.
If they take me to court, I’ll legally have to lip sync for my life.
If they take me to court, I’ll legally have to lip sync for my life.
Some people become politicians because they really enjoy kissing babies.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some people become politicians because they really enjoy kissing babies.
I'm tired of the news. Please just tell me who I'm suppose to be mad at today.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm tired of the news. Please just tell me who I'm suppose to be mad at today.
Movie pitch: Jury Seinfeld. It’s like 12 Angry Men but every man is Jerry Seinfeld.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Movie pitch: Jury Seinfeld. It’s like 12 Angry Men but every man is Jerry Seinfeld.
Skinny jeans shouldn't come in sizes. They should come with age limits.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Skinny jeans shouldn't come in sizes. They should come with age limits.
TV Show Pitch: Drunk Search History. It's like Drunk History but you have to explain what's in your search history, all of it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
TV Show Pitch: Drunk Search History. It's like Drunk History but you have to explain what's in your search history, all of it.
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Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
Watching people trick-or-treat in costume around Hollywood makes me realize non-Angelenos think this is just a regular Friday here.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching people trick-or-treat in costume around Hollywood makes me realize non-Angelenos think this is just a regular Friday here.
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
Anyone else been using Sora to make videos of them playing catch with their father?
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anyone else been using Sora to make videos of them playing catch with their father?
Why does the security at Ross Dress for Less have a body cam? What kinda shit is going down that they will give their life to protect these discounted blouses?
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why does the security at Ross Dress for Less have a body cam? What kinda shit is going down that they will give their life to protect these discounted blouses?
The best part of being a 40 year old college student is I can blame any weight gain on the Freshman 15.
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The best part of being a 40 year old college student is I can blame any weight gain on the Freshman 15.
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Ronny Pascale at Flappers Comedy Club - 10/10/2025
YouTube video by Ronny Pascale
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October 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
I lucid dream a lot. I wake up to write jokes that, in my dream state, seem amazing. But when I wake up and read them, they are never good.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I lucid dream a lot. I wake up to write jokes that, in my dream state, seem amazing. But when I wake up and read them, they are never good.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
I am not a whisky snob. If a whisky needs to tell me how old it is, I can't afford it.
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am not a whisky snob. If a whisky needs to tell me how old it is, I can't afford it.
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.