Comedy Boy Ronny Pascale
@ronnypascale.bsky.social
A very famous comedian.
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I’m deleting emails as old as 7 years old. I’m tempted to respond to one and say “sorry just seeing this..”
TV Show Pitch: Drunk Search History. It's like Drunk History but you have to explain what's in your search history, all of it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
TV Show Pitch: Drunk Search History. It's like Drunk History but you have to explain what's in your search history, all of it.
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I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
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Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
Watching people trick-or-treat in costume around Hollywood makes me realize non-Angelenos think this is just a regular Friday here.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching people trick-or-treat in costume around Hollywood makes me realize non-Angelenos think this is just a regular Friday here.
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
Anyone else been using Sora to make videos of them playing catch with their father?
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anyone else been using Sora to make videos of them playing catch with their father?
Why does the security at Ross Dress for Less have a body cam? What kinda shit is going down that they will give their life to protect these discounted blouses?
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why does the security at Ross Dress for Less have a body cam? What kinda shit is going down that they will give their life to protect these discounted blouses?
The best part of being a 40 year old college student is I can blame any weight gain on the Freshman 15.
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The best part of being a 40 year old college student is I can blame any weight gain on the Freshman 15.
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Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Ronny Pascale at Flappers Comedy Club - 10/10/2025
YouTube video by Ronny Pascale
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October 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Ronny Pascale at Flappers Comedy Club - 10/10/2025
YouTube video by Ronny Pascale
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October 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
I lucid dream a lot. I wake up to write jokes that, in my dream state, seem amazing. But when I wake up and read them, they are never good.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I lucid dream a lot. I wake up to write jokes that, in my dream state, seem amazing. But when I wake up and read them, they are never good.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
I am not a whisky snob. If a whisky needs to tell me how old it is, I can't afford it.
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am not a whisky snob. If a whisky needs to tell me how old it is, I can't afford it.
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.
The only thing worse than bad tattoos is a bad email address. I can hide my tattoos but I don't have to put them on my resume.
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The only thing worse than bad tattoos is a bad email address. I can hide my tattoos but I don't have to put them on my resume.
If you are what you eat, then my dog is a big piece of sidewalk shit.
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you are what you eat, then my dog is a big piece of sidewalk shit.
Tylenol causes autism the same way that hanging with Epstein causes brain worms.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tylenol causes autism the same way that hanging with Epstein causes brain worms.
I started working on new standup. Here's the first draft to some of it. Like and subscribe on Youtube, please and thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJL...
Ronny Pascale at Fourth Wall Comedy Cafe 9/12/2025
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September 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I started working on new standup. Here's the first draft to some of it. Like and subscribe on Youtube, please and thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJL...
I can't listen to classical music without imagining Bugs Bunny trying to trick Elmer Fudd.
a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a pie in front of his face
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September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can't listen to classical music without imagining Bugs Bunny trying to trick Elmer Fudd.
What a weird day to be on the internet.
September 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What a weird day to be on the internet.
I will do anything for love. That’s why I learned Russian, to make sure my in-laws were not talking kakashka about me at the dinner table.
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I will do anything for love. That’s why I learned Russian, to make sure my in-laws were not talking kakashka about me at the dinner table.
I hate when someone asks my astrological sign, I reply and they say “figures”. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I hate when someone asks my astrological sign, I reply and they say “figures”. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I hate working out because there’s no cheat code to get muscles immediately. Although you’d be surprised how effective of a work out UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT RIGHT is
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I hate working out because there’s no cheat code to get muscles immediately. Although you’d be surprised how effective of a work out UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT RIGHT is
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HELP! I've been too tired to write jokes lately but I still need attention.
August 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
HELP! I've been too tired to write jokes lately but I still need attention.