Punspector
@punspector.bsky.social
App/Web Dev. D&D DM/Homebrewer, and Player. Cat Papa. Artist. Bi. Internet Dad. Emotional Support Pun Deployer. Find my socials here: https://linktr.ee/punspector
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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Me at the Wound Therapy clinic: (Telling a bunch of corny jokes through the pain) "Man, I feel so drained right now!"
WT Nurses: (Cracking the heck up)
WT PA: *playfully* "You wound me, sir!"
Me, on the way out: "I'm sorry to leave you in stitches!"
Gonna be a good day, I think.
WT Nurses: (Cracking the heck up)
WT PA: *playfully* "You wound me, sir!"
Me, on the way out: "I'm sorry to leave you in stitches!"
Gonna be a good day, I think.
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Me at the Wound Therapy clinic: (Telling a bunch of corny jokes through the pain) "Man, I feel so drained right now!"
WT Nurses: (Cracking the heck up)
WT PA: *playfully* "You wound me, sir!"
Me, on the way out: "I'm sorry to leave you in stitches!"
Gonna be a good day, I think.
WT Nurses: (Cracking the heck up)
WT PA: *playfully* "You wound me, sir!"
Me, on the way out: "I'm sorry to leave you in stitches!"
Gonna be a good day, I think.
Can't wait for Surgery 2! Well, I have to, but you know what I mean.
It's like New Game+, in that Surgery 1 was tough but I survived it, and Surgery 2 is simply cleaning up the original game's issues.
Okay, now I'm thinking it's like DLC.
Look, anxiety does some weird things to the brain.
It's like New Game+, in that Surgery 1 was tough but I survived it, and Surgery 2 is simply cleaning up the original game's issues.
Okay, now I'm thinking it's like DLC.
Look, anxiety does some weird things to the brain.
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Can't wait for Surgery 2! Well, I have to, but you know what I mean.
It's like New Game+, in that Surgery 1 was tough but I survived it, and Surgery 2 is simply cleaning up the original game's issues.
Okay, now I'm thinking it's like DLC.
Look, anxiety does some weird things to the brain.
It's like New Game+, in that Surgery 1 was tough but I survived it, and Surgery 2 is simply cleaning up the original game's issues.
Okay, now I'm thinking it's like DLC.
Look, anxiety does some weird things to the brain.
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I wish I could make liberals understand that conservatives will never vote for them if they compromise just a little bit more.
1) they already have a party or parties that do exactly what they want without compromise
2) they hate your transparently smarmy guts
You actually have to lead.
1) they already have a party or parties that do exactly what they want without compromise
2) they hate your transparently smarmy guts
You actually have to lead.
November 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I wish I could make liberals understand that conservatives will never vote for them if they compromise just a little bit more.
1) they already have a party or parties that do exactly what they want without compromise
2) they hate your transparently smarmy guts
You actually have to lead.
1) they already have a party or parties that do exactly what they want without compromise
2) they hate your transparently smarmy guts
You actually have to lead.
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supportive sharks 🦈💙
November 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
supportive sharks 🦈💙
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They finally announced it! Soul Reaver 1+2 Remastered! Coming December 10th, so that'll be a nice little early Christmas present.
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1-2 Remastered - Announce Trailer
YouTube video by Xbox
youtu.be
September 25, 2024 at 12:04 AM
They finally announced it! Soul Reaver 1+2 Remastered! Coming December 10th, so that'll be a nice little early Christmas present.
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
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no, I'm not tired. why do you ask?
June 11, 2024 at 2:19 PM
no, I'm not tired. why do you ask?
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I'm almost as old as the release of the Intellivision console.
(which happened to be my second console after Pong!)
(which happened to be my second console after Pong!)
June 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I'm almost as old as the release of the Intellivision console.
(which happened to be my second console after Pong!)
(which happened to be my second console after Pong!)
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Gotta love modern medical advances and their ability to feck up an entire section of one's arm for exploratory surgery.
Wishin' I had someone to help wrap this puppy up in the pressure wrap.
Wishin' I had someone to help wrap this puppy up in the pressure wrap.
May 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Gotta love modern medical advances and their ability to feck up an entire section of one's arm for exploratory surgery.
Wishin' I had someone to help wrap this puppy up in the pressure wrap.
Wishin' I had someone to help wrap this puppy up in the pressure wrap.
And if you want to add it to your search engines in Chrome, you can use:
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May 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
And if you want to add it to your search engines in Chrome, you can use:
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I _hate_ dealing with the medical scheduling complex. In that it's too complex. And medical.
Just for once, I don't want to guess when my next appointment's gonna be. And that I get _good_ news.
Just for once, I don't want to guess when my next appointment's gonna be. And that I get _good_ news.
April 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I _hate_ dealing with the medical scheduling complex. In that it's too complex. And medical.
Just for once, I don't want to guess when my next appointment's gonna be. And that I get _good_ news.
Just for once, I don't want to guess when my next appointment's gonna be. And that I get _good_ news.
Y'all, you're not actually supposed to be takin' the piss.
Life-threatening rat pee infections reach record levels in NYC
Between 2001 and 2020, there was an average of 3 cases per year. Last year's tally was 24.
arstechnica.com
April 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Y'all, you're not actually supposed to be takin' the piss.
Can’t believe I forgot to post my one “good” photo I got to take.
At least I got my coworkers to get excited for it and many joined me outside during the deepest part of the darkness.
At least I got my coworkers to get excited for it and many joined me outside during the deepest part of the darkness.
April 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Can’t believe I forgot to post my one “good” photo I got to take.
At least I got my coworkers to get excited for it and many joined me outside during the deepest part of the darkness.
At least I got my coworkers to get excited for it and many joined me outside during the deepest part of the darkness.
Well, that’s about as good as it’s gonna get.
April 8, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Well, that’s about as good as it’s gonna get.
I mean, it may not be a good picture, but it’s a good test of the filter.
Can’t wait to end up missing it because of random clouds
Can’t wait to end up missing it because of random clouds
April 8, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I mean, it may not be a good picture, but it’s a good test of the filter.
Can’t wait to end up missing it because of random clouds
Can’t wait to end up missing it because of random clouds
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CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We pay you $50 million annually. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We pay you $50 million annually. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
April 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM
CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We pay you $50 million annually. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We pay you $50 million annually. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
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Remember: If you find it difficult to make friends, acquiring friends who are already pre-assembled is fine
April 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Remember: If you find it difficult to make friends, acquiring friends who are already pre-assembled is fine