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Matt Beany
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Generally exasperated

DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)

Occasional NSFW
Now have to learn about a self-invested personal pension (SIPP).
February 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
New people over the road are having a Sky dish installed
a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a green scarf says " how common "
ALT: a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a green scarf says " how common "
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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February 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Here's sending BearHotel Birthday Wishes to Octav from Room 384! Have a great day!

www.bearhotel.net/oct2/
February 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Shitty cruise, rained a lot. Had a great buffet, ate two of everything.
February 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Do I need a speshal Blu Ray Player for 4K things? I don't know about this stuff, I'm pre decimal.
February 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Pingu?"
February 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Is this the answer to the museum's storage issues?
February 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Got this for @nkdgardener.bsky.social to help him out in the kitchen.
February 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
RESIST

It’s like a tent
February 20, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The Tardis in Catford in the late 60s. Photo by James Anthony Mcdaid.
February 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
A lady was SITTING on this???
February 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Sigh. Remember when we thought Ribena was good for us?
February 20, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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I had to sketch that amazing photo from yesterday, to make sure I never forget it.
February 20, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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BBC bosses don't seem to care
their right-wing bias is getting
dangerously close to election criminality

"The Green Party have slated the BBC after it handed Reform UK their third Question Time slot in a row the week before a crucial by-election in England"
via The National Newspaper
February 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
“The royal family exists with the consent of the British people.”

Don’t remember giving my consent,
February 20, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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‼️ NEW EPISODE OUT ‼️

Join @lucymccaul.bsky.social & @mattsawyer.bsky.social as we take on four massive stories - Ambassadors of Death, Genesis of the Daleks, Waters of Mars & Arachnids in the UK

But will we be distracted by clams? Or terrible French accents?

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
51. Plug myself
Podcast Episode · Nostalgia Tours · 20 February · 1h 28m
podcasts.apple.com
February 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Taken me 17 years to realise I should have bought a tiny flask for milk.

Did I say 17 years? That is insane.
February 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
The Rapture
February 20, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Day 4 tomorrow, I guess THAT is my humpday
February 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Current worst people of recent times

Cameron
Osborne
Johnson
Truss
Sunak
Trump
Jenrick
Farage
Duncan Smith
Braverman
Patel
Kwarteng
Rees Mogg
Gove
Hegseth
Patel (Kash)
Miller
Musk
Bezos
Bannon
Zuckerberg
Thiel
Badenoch
May
Lansley
Hunt
Hancock
Pincher
Williamson
Cleverly
Cummings
McSweeney
February 20, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Talk about the Green Line!

Photo by Karl Gurney.
February 20, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Season 2 of World of Telly starts next week... youtu.be/MB-MZfhFUjQ
World of Telly Season 2 Trailer
YouTube video by World of Telly
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Day 3 of 7 CELEBRATE!
February 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM