Matt Beany
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Generally exasperated
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
How can I glue metal on metal? Any ideas please?
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
How can I glue metal on metal? Any ideas please?
I am about to watch a video called Pension v ISA.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
February 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I am about to watch a video called Pension v ISA.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
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Reposted by Matt Beany
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Deport Billionaires Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency).
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February 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Deport Billionaires Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency).
collabs.shop/fhgxv3
collabs.shop/fhgxv3
Was she bringing a file in a cake?
Princess Anne getting a look around Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s new gaff!
February 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Was she bringing a file in a cake?
The Law must take its course.
The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
February 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The Law must take its course.
The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
Depressingly familiar.
Safety action plan follows death of German railway employee https://bit.ly/4c8YKqd
February 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Depressingly familiar.
The bottom is getting warm, is it going to lift off?
February 19, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The bottom is getting warm, is it going to lift off?
Can you remember your first time?
Mine was Day of the Daleks from Smiths in Bromley (the old location, not the current one).
Mine was Day of the Daleks from Smiths in Bromley (the old location, not the current one).
The first one I bought at a shop was Horror of Fang Rock from Lewis's in Leicester
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Can you remember your first time?
Mine was Day of the Daleks from Smiths in Bromley (the old location, not the current one).
Mine was Day of the Daleks from Smiths in Bromley (the old location, not the current one).
Emily Maitlis now, being ever more breathy than usual.
a black cat holding a nail file in its paws
ALT: a black cat holding a nail file in its paws
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Emily Maitlis now, being ever more breathy than usual.
Britain’s motto - “Poor value for money.”
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Britain’s motto - “Poor value for money.”
Ooo Uncanny has been edited since broadcast..,I wonder why
February 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Ooo Uncanny has been edited since broadcast..,I wonder why
Chorlton and the Wheelies remake
February 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Chorlton and the Wheelies remake
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Jonathan Dimbleby, who just happens to be close friends, with the King, being allowed to make the absurd case on Radio 4 that Andrew being arrested won't damage the monarchy in any way and "will actually make it stronger"
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Jonathan Dimbleby, who just happens to be close friends, with the King, being allowed to make the absurd case on Radio 4 that Andrew being arrested won't damage the monarchy in any way and "will actually make it stronger"
Reposted by Matt Beany
“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”
February 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”
Nurse I feel faint, could you carry me back to my patient pod?
February 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Nurse I feel faint, could you carry me back to my patient pod?
@nkdgardener.bsky.social everyone over 60 north of Watford who moves to the IoW has to join the lifeboat crew.
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
@nkdgardener.bsky.social everyone over 60 north of Watford who moves to the IoW has to join the lifeboat crew.
Now watching The Tunguska Conundrum.
February 19, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Now watching The Tunguska Conundrum.
Nearly home! Headphones on!
February 19, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Nearly home! Headphones on!
Times for the rest of the week: 5.01, 6.11, 5.25. Who needs a fucking regular sleep pattern anyway?
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Times for the rest of the week: 5.01, 6.11, 5.25. Who needs a fucking regular sleep pattern anyway?