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Matt the Non Mincing Pie
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Generally exasperated

DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)

Occasional NSFW
I remember people telling me they weren’t going to use email at the Citizens Advice Bureau. They were still handwriting cases where I worked too. All i could say was, well I’m just here to provide it, the rest is up to your boss. It was contractural to use tech even 25 years ago.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s okay, I’m just looking at some of the other responses I’ve seen today, it’s unhelpful i feel, however tempting.
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There are no sanctions for transgressions any more.
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yep. I can’t bring myself to gloat, whatever he might be.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Clowns!

Oops 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🙂
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yes. Maybe in another universe it would have turned out differently...
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
His Wikipedia entry reads like a textbook description of a 21st century “type.”

It’s a mark of de-volution that physical violence is so popular with them though.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I imagine lots of us would fancy being splashed by Ivor’s fruity sauce.
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Billy, Ray, Mike, Ken, that builder, Samir, Dev…she knows how to pick em.
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You’re not called Jon Tony Hayers are you…?
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Want
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I’ve got family who are always busy, sigh. Busy doing nothing, my mum used to say!
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
😘
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM