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I'm just a skunk with a rainbow on his dome
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Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
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Must go home & check lights
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Must go home & check lights
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They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're a requirement
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SEX
GODZILLA
GODZILLA
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
SEX
GODZILLA
GODZILLA
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Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end.
I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end.
I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
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It’s funny hearing Boomer Trekkies complain “who is Starfleet Academy even for?” while my comments are full of young folks saying it’s their 1st Trek & they love it. They're just upset it's not Trek targeted at them (when they're not in my comments going OH YOURE TRANS ITS MADE FOR YOU CAUSE WOKEEE)
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It’s funny hearing Boomer Trekkies complain “who is Starfleet Academy even for?” while my comments are full of young folks saying it’s their 1st Trek & they love it. They're just upset it's not Trek targeted at them (when they're not in my comments going OH YOURE TRANS ITS MADE FOR YOU CAUSE WOKEEE)
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been thinking really hard about this for the last eight minutes and i've come to the conclusion that Mr. Beast is Randall Flagg
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
been thinking really hard about this for the last eight minutes and i've come to the conclusion that Mr. Beast is Randall Flagg
reading "silly, ignorant, WOKE shill" with the same cadence as that "nonbinary ICBMs under a woke sky" tweet.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
reading "silly, ignorant, WOKE shill" with the same cadence as that "nonbinary ICBMs under a woke sky" tweet.
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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one of the most purely enjoyable things I've ever watched and I will happily sit myself down in front of it whenever it's on
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
here is an essay about A Knight’s Tale
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/a-knights-...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/a-knights-...
A Knight's Tale
Heath Ledger changes his stars
goodmovie.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
one of the most purely enjoyable things I've ever watched and I will happily sit myself down in front of it whenever it's on
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
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I totally support people not wanting to give Paramount money and won't watch Starfleet Academy. But when talking about it, remember, Academy was mostly made before the Skydance merger & the creatives on the show don't necessarily support David Ellison but can't speak out about it due to their jobs.
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I totally support people not wanting to give Paramount money and won't watch Starfleet Academy. But when talking about it, remember, Academy was mostly made before the Skydance merger & the creatives on the show don't necessarily support David Ellison but can't speak out about it due to their jobs.
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
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look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time
Schumer: "It makes you think that maybe to Trump he wants to distract the American people, as he always does, from the skyrocketing costs they are facing, from the Epstein files."
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time
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new years thoughts
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
new years thoughts
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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something i’ve noticed recently is that rightwingers have been ramping up trying to make furries a new front in their social culture war and i’m not sure that’s going to work especially because it’s purely a social hobby
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
something i’ve noticed recently is that rightwingers have been ramping up trying to make furries a new front in their social culture war and i’m not sure that’s going to work especially because it’s purely a social hobby
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after reading the Nuzzi and Lizza pieces yesterday I don’t want to see any of you badmouthing your own writing again
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
after reading the Nuzzi and Lizza pieces yesterday I don’t want to see any of you badmouthing your own writing again
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God bless whoever not only
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God bless whoever not only
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
I worked way harder on this single image than anyone who worked on this cuomo ad worked on this cuomo ad. In case anyone was curious.
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I worked way harder on this single image than anyone who worked on this cuomo ad worked on this cuomo ad. In case anyone was curious.