marie
@marieiskandar.me
late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)
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carefully removing my skeleton so i can give it a nice scrub with salt and vinegar before re-seasoning it with a neutral oil
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
carefully removing my skeleton so i can give it a nice scrub with salt and vinegar before re-seasoning it with a neutral oil
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What if cats made the DJ airhorn sound sometimes
February 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What if cats made the DJ airhorn sound sometimes
internal monologue is a sound somewhat similar to „gblerghlarghfhhhhhhh"
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
internal monologue is a sound somewhat similar to „gblerghlarghfhhhhhhh"
should probably eat something besides iqos and red bull today
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
should probably eat something besides iqos and red bull today
longshot perhaps but has anyone ever drawn an emoji with `raqote` before. or failing this does anyone know a nice alternative to `raqote`. i’m trying to do something stupid in rust
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
longshot perhaps but has anyone ever drawn an emoji with `raqote` before. or failing this does anyone know a nice alternative to `raqote`. i’m trying to do something stupid in rust
relaxing by fighting font rendering libraries and vaping furiously
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
relaxing by fighting font rendering libraries and vaping furiously
promeowtheus has bestowed the gift of fire. but not to cyano, apparently
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
promeowtheus has bestowed the gift of fire. but not to cyano, apparently
ohio, the “mode 7” state
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ohio, the “mode 7” state
*eyes closed, trembling hand making circles wildly, trying to stick a pushpin into an iphone*
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*eyes closed, trembling hand making circles wildly, trying to stick a pushpin into an iphone*
thus endeth another day: started to brush my teeth with leave-in conditioner
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
thus endeth another day: started to brush my teeth with leave-in conditioner
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Women be shopping
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Women be shopping
you provoke an attack of opportunity every time you write a c++ class or function that doesn't take at least one template parameter
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
you provoke an attack of opportunity every time you write a c++ class or function that doesn't take at least one template parameter
the brain, that moldy expired pudding playing unconvincingly the role of a vital organ, once again scatters rusty caltrops directly into its own orbit as it sloshes miserably around some central granuloma
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
the brain, that moldy expired pudding playing unconvincingly the role of a vital organ, once again scatters rusty caltrops directly into its own orbit as it sloshes miserably around some central granuloma
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Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
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Dungeon Crawling Tip #111: The Water in Water World is actually Acid!
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Dungeon Crawling Tip #111: The Water in Water World is actually Acid!
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thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
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Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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nytimes logging on to do some bike commentary
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
nytimes logging on to do some bike commentary
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other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.