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marie
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late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)
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promeowtheus has bestowed the gift of fire. but not to cyano, apparently
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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i ordered a stock pot on the internet but they sent the wrong size. it’s way too fucking big. i can literally sit in it. cryign. what the hell do i do with this
Marie sitting in a cartoonishly huge pot
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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trying to set up a plant light but the instructions are completely inscrutable
A clipped excerpt of instructions from a plant light’s instruction manual. It reads: “Red + Blue = Violet Violet light can inhibit the incontinent growth of plants toform dwarf”
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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yeah
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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THE MAJIMA TRAFFIC CONE IS REAL
Marie (6’1”) standing next to a large traffic cone that is almost the same height
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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just @ me next time
A flier in Japanese for a brand called “BULKYSTYLE”
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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happy hallow’s ween
Marie is coming back from getting her mail wearing a witch costume
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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fascinating/alarming underwear choices at the don quijote
A package of “My Melody” men’s boxer briefs. When worn as designed, My Melody’s face appears across the wearer’s ass.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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i don’t know how i feel about this
A package of “Dachshund Gummies.” They come in two flavors (lemon and orange soda), and two lengths (10cm and 30cm). The 30cm dachshund gummy, with the head between Marie’s fingers, and the rest of the body / tail dangling below. This one is orange soda-flavored.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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the reason my cartoonishly small couch is broken is that i can't stop sitting on it like an awful little* goblin

*(technically i am more of a medium-large goblin but this is a set phrase)
Marie sitting on a couch like an awful little goblin, wearing a white turtleneck sweater, grey beanie hat, and jeans.
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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this one’s face name is “halloween pasta snack”
A shiny foil bag of “Halloween Pasta Snack” that depicts two black cats washing the pasta snack in a large bucket of water. The snack is “bacon and cheese” flavor.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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thank's you computer for replacing the pile of dirty laundry in the background with an endless checkered void
Marie is squatting awkwardly where her sink should be. She is wearing a red flannel shirt and jeans. Behind her is the "transparent background" checker pattern.
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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national azabu understands that americans need to see at least one animatronic skeleton every october or they will suffer from acute spookiness deficiency
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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wearing all my “i need medical attention“ finest to the clinic, as is family tradition
Marie is standing in the mirror, wearing a pink hat that has a cat with a bite taken out of its head saying “do you have ibuprofen”, and a purple shirt with a blue bird exclaiming “Guess I’ve got brain problems”
October 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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a stereotype were done
Marie’s hand wearing a black fingerless glove and some bracelets with light blue nail polish, holding a can of Monster.
October 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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"how is this arc going"
A chat message, implied to be from Marie: ambulances is are free in japan "is are" ok maybe it's already hospibal time
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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they did it. the most obvious promotion possible
A train ad for a Diane Shampoo x Ranma 1/2 collaboration, featuring Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 prominently. She is wearing a red qipao. Four bottles of the shampoo / conditioner are featured: two with Shampoo, two with Ranma (both genders.)
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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tried to pick up some halloween decor from daiso but. like. i was expecting the light to be one color (flashing lights warning)
October 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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genuinely struggling to imagine a worse brand name that could have been selected
An ad for a mobile charging product. The headline reads: "CUKTECH CP12 Review: MagSafe, USB-C, and more"
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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hootin' and hollerin' as the sleep tracker app tries to tell me i am accumulating a nigh-insurmountable sleep debt with predatory interest rates
A screenshot of a sleep tracking app: Sleep Quality Score: 69 Time in bed: 01:30-06:41 Sleep quality: Fair
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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once again it’s time for my favorite pastime in ueno station
September 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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The Bluesky app’s compose screen. In the text box, the following text, which is 124 characters over the limit, has been entered: *standing on a forgotten pier at night, the sweetness of gently rotting wood contrasting with the sharp sea breeze, illuminated by only the moon’s light scattering off the shallow waves like tiny veins of impure silver, disheveled hair fluttering gently in the pelagic breeze, pretending, unconvincingly, to coldly smoke a single marlboro light* yeah
September 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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is this what docomo actually calls their data plans. did they run these names past anyone
Two menu options: “5G Gigaho Premier” and “Gigaho Premier”
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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awkward mirror selfie backlog
Marie is standing in an elevator, wearing a green shirt under some denim overalls with flowers on it and a stupid green hat. Marie is standing in an elevator, wearing a black raincoat, black casquette hat, black boots, and skirt with fish on it.
September 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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kimi no panchi wo miseteyare
Marie has just punched the punching bag in "Sonic Blast Heroes."
September 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM