Chris Sawyer
@chrissawyerart.bsky.social
I remember reading about the huge propaganda campaign against women riding bicycles, when it was discovered that women were traveling to other villages/bergs in order to expand their search for suitors, instead of settling for whatever dipshits were living in their home town.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I remember reading about the huge propaganda campaign against women riding bicycles, when it was discovered that women were traveling to other villages/bergs in order to expand their search for suitors, instead of settling for whatever dipshits were living in their home town.
I think one of the worst mistakes a writer can make is try and explain every goddamned thing. That's how you arrive at fucking midichlorians.
I mean, why would you want to destroy the mystery that underpins your story? Sure, tell HOW something works, but not WHY.
Fucking midichlorians.
I mean, why would you want to destroy the mystery that underpins your story? Sure, tell HOW something works, but not WHY.
Fucking midichlorians.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I think one of the worst mistakes a writer can make is try and explain every goddamned thing. That's how you arrive at fucking midichlorians.
I mean, why would you want to destroy the mystery that underpins your story? Sure, tell HOW something works, but not WHY.
Fucking midichlorians.
I mean, why would you want to destroy the mystery that underpins your story? Sure, tell HOW something works, but not WHY.
Fucking midichlorians.
I’m at a bear place
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m at a bear place
The British were always good at theatrics
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The British were always good at theatrics
I dunno if the people behind Pluribus are intending to equate the hive mind with an internet algorithm, buuut…
‘Chris, here is a picture of Rainbow Dash dressed in a Starfleet uniform, riding a banana-shaped rocket. Would you…?’
“Fuck off you braindead toaster!”
‘We’re sorry we upset you, Chris.’
‘Chris, here is a picture of Rainbow Dash dressed in a Starfleet uniform, riding a banana-shaped rocket. Would you…?’
“Fuck off you braindead toaster!”
‘We’re sorry we upset you, Chris.’
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I dunno if the people behind Pluribus are intending to equate the hive mind with an internet algorithm, buuut…
‘Chris, here is a picture of Rainbow Dash dressed in a Starfleet uniform, riding a banana-shaped rocket. Would you…?’
“Fuck off you braindead toaster!”
‘We’re sorry we upset you, Chris.’
‘Chris, here is a picture of Rainbow Dash dressed in a Starfleet uniform, riding a banana-shaped rocket. Would you…?’
“Fuck off you braindead toaster!”
‘We’re sorry we upset you, Chris.’
So the russians are about to cut off the internet, I guess so the barbarian wretches can’t find out how badly they’re being mauled in Ukraine. Somewhat related, I think a lot of Ai slop comes out of russia, so that might stem the flow of bullshit stinking up the internet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So the russians are about to cut off the internet, I guess so the barbarian wretches can’t find out how badly they’re being mauled in Ukraine. Somewhat related, I think a lot of Ai slop comes out of russia, so that might stem the flow of bullshit stinking up the internet.
So I watched that recent Frankenstein movie, and I couldn't get over the creative choices. They skim over some potentially interesting and gripping areas of the story, to focus on uninteresting bullshit, like him trying to 'prove himself as a doctor.'
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I watched that recent Frankenstein movie, and I couldn't get over the creative choices. They skim over some potentially interesting and gripping areas of the story, to focus on uninteresting bullshit, like him trying to 'prove himself as a doctor.'
Speaking of music, if you play thrash/speed metal without the heavy distortion, it is literally surf rock music.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Speaking of music, if you play thrash/speed metal without the heavy distortion, it is literally surf rock music.
What if young people started liking Ai slop, and stopped looking at actual art because it is 'old.'
That's kind of how I feel about new music. Sure, there's some good artists here and there, but for the most part modern music is basically Ai slop compared to the music from 1990's and before.
That's kind of how I feel about new music. Sure, there's some good artists here and there, but for the most part modern music is basically Ai slop compared to the music from 1990's and before.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What if young people started liking Ai slop, and stopped looking at actual art because it is 'old.'
That's kind of how I feel about new music. Sure, there's some good artists here and there, but for the most part modern music is basically Ai slop compared to the music from 1990's and before.
That's kind of how I feel about new music. Sure, there's some good artists here and there, but for the most part modern music is basically Ai slop compared to the music from 1990's and before.
Does Donny shit his pants? Welll.... :0
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Does Donny shit his pants? Welll.... :0
Having lived through Reagan, it is remarkable how similar it is to our current ordeal. Reagan fired the striking air traffic controllers, even though it was completely illegal. And he got away with it. Reagan illegally sold weapons to Iran so he could prop up a despotic central american regime.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Having lived through Reagan, it is remarkable how similar it is to our current ordeal. Reagan fired the striking air traffic controllers, even though it was completely illegal. And he got away with it. Reagan illegally sold weapons to Iran so he could prop up a despotic central american regime.
The Universe be like 'Oh, you a fukkin comedian, huh?'
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Universe be like 'Oh, you a fukkin comedian, huh?'
Chicago police attempted to protect their citizens. And then…
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Chicago police attempted to protect their citizens. And then…
I put t t-rex head on a hadrosaur body and now I can't undo this monstrosity
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I put t t-rex head on a hadrosaur body and now I can't undo this monstrosity
It's great that Mamdani won, but jesus christ y'all how did the disgraced trump-backed rapist ex-gov get almost the same amount of votes.
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's great that Mamdani won, but jesus christ y'all how did the disgraced trump-backed rapist ex-gov get almost the same amount of votes.
Imagine if in later seasons of TNG random ships would call the enterprise an be like “Hey, uh, are you guys okay? Anything… odd happen lately?”
Or they encounter the romulans and the first thing they do is start scanning, looking for any ‘spacial anomalies’ that might have followed the enterprise.
Or they encounter the romulans and the first thing they do is start scanning, looking for any ‘spacial anomalies’ that might have followed the enterprise.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Imagine if in later seasons of TNG random ships would call the enterprise an be like “Hey, uh, are you guys okay? Anything… odd happen lately?”
Or they encounter the romulans and the first thing they do is start scanning, looking for any ‘spacial anomalies’ that might have followed the enterprise.
Or they encounter the romulans and the first thing they do is start scanning, looking for any ‘spacial anomalies’ that might have followed the enterprise.
Worst downgrade ever
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Worst downgrade ever
The only reason I look at deviantart is because of the star trek artists, but that has become a complete wasteland, not just because of the ai slop, but also shit like this guy making screen shots of every single second of all the TNG episodes, and posting them. ALL of them. Why do this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The only reason I look at deviantart is because of the star trek artists, but that has become a complete wasteland, not just because of the ai slop, but also shit like this guy making screen shots of every single second of all the TNG episodes, and posting them. ALL of them. Why do this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I keep hearing that she's been lashing out at the republicans and speaking out against the regime. My guess is she's not happy that she's being paid far less for her complicity than the republican men are getting.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I keep hearing that she's been lashing out at the republicans and speaking out against the regime. My guess is she's not happy that she's being paid far less for her complicity than the republican men are getting.
This one school I went to had a real bully problem, like really vicious little assholes, and there was a lone blind kid who always had a group of girls sitting around him like a pack of lionesses. When one of the goons would come around they'd run his ass off with extreme prejudice. Loved seeing it.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This one school I went to had a real bully problem, like really vicious little assholes, and there was a lone blind kid who always had a group of girls sitting around him like a pack of lionesses. When one of the goons would come around they'd run his ass off with extreme prejudice. Loved seeing it.
This also succinctly describes the rotten heart of MAGA
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
This also succinctly describes the rotten heart of MAGA
So if I hire a demolition company, and ask them to go to my local city hall and start removing walls, are they in the clear? Were they ‘Only following orders?’
I have a haunch that the scumbag company demolishing the White House is going to magically disappear once the damage is done.
I have a haunch that the scumbag company demolishing the White House is going to magically disappear once the damage is done.
October 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So if I hire a demolition company, and ask them to go to my local city hall and start removing walls, are they in the clear? Were they ‘Only following orders?’
I have a haunch that the scumbag company demolishing the White House is going to magically disappear once the damage is done.
I have a haunch that the scumbag company demolishing the White House is going to magically disappear once the damage is done.
Yeah... so our orange lord farquaad is obviously not going to allow an election to take place in 3 years. If the fascists even allow the midterms to happen.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah... so our orange lord farquaad is obviously not going to allow an election to take place in 3 years. If the fascists even allow the midterms to happen.
Oh, my… GOD. The bozos on the show your dick reddit communities are so mentally damaged now. I feel really bad for women that have to deal with these idiots.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh, my… GOD. The bozos on the show your dick reddit communities are so mentally damaged now. I feel really bad for women that have to deal with these idiots.
10 months ago he was a 4chan gooner, now he’s threatening to kill ambulance drivers.
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
10 months ago he was a 4chan gooner, now he’s threatening to kill ambulance drivers.