Possum
possumizer.bsky.social
Possum
@possumizer.bsky.social
Nothing to see here
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share where you're at via meme format
February 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Corporate: we don't have the budget for more staff so you need to take on additional duties
Also Corporate: RECORD PROFITS!
Also Also Corporate: no, no raise for you
February 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Happy Monday!
February 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
February 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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[me, waking up in a cold sweat] the Safety Dance had absolutely nothing to do with safety
February 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Happy Valentine's Day from Penny 🩷
February 14, 2024 at 7:06 AM
February 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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January 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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January 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Hedgehog: I hear a predator. Quick, play possum!

Possum: I don’t need to “play,” Kevin. I was born for this.
February 12, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Got to see the "Birds Aren't Real" guy (who doesn't appear to be here on Bluesky?) give a fantastic talk today. And, some, um, local birds came out to protest.
February 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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That satisfaction when your favorite password is finally available again in the rotation.
February 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Worst band ever
February 7, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Everybody’s all for freedom of speech until someone says something they don’t agree with.
February 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Medieval merchant watching his maps fly away: My wheres!!
February 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Sure, Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask: yourself who were the real winners?
February 9, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Shouting into the void: Happy Almost Friday!
February 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Hello world
February 7, 2024 at 3:34 AM