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Kristie?
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Current location: huddled under a blanket for warmth, probably.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I was inspired
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Congratulations Magic: The Gathering on reclaiming your acronym.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I'm not going to repost screenshots from Grok for the same reasons I don't use any LLMs even when they're outputting silly/ amusing synthetic text.

(This image is great for so many purposes. I first saw it posted by @redeyedjedi.bsky.social so I am hoping that's the right credit for its source!)
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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download our app to buy coffee! get your coffee by simply entering your email! coffee is just one password containing a number, letter, and special character away! hey. fuck you
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Discovered that the Duck Duck Go icon changes when you search for certain cartoon characters!
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Mayor Johnson is cooking
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM