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"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
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The thing they don’t tell you about getting older is that staying up really really late one night can ruin your entire month
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The thing they don’t tell you about getting older is that staying up really really late one night can ruin your entire month
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The vast stupidity washing over the United States is wearing me down.
I fully expect the flat-earthers to take over all education. We are such a stupid stupid nation.
I fully expect the flat-earthers to take over all education. We are such a stupid stupid nation.
September 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The vast stupidity washing over the United States is wearing me down.
I fully expect the flat-earthers to take over all education. We are such a stupid stupid nation.
I fully expect the flat-earthers to take over all education. We are such a stupid stupid nation.
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The corruption of the US Supreme Court has arguably been the most serious single contributor to the US's transformation into autocracy
Reading an article titled "Why didn't Brazilian democracy die?" and a key part of the story is a Supreme Court that actually did its job
August 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The corruption of the US Supreme Court has arguably been the most serious single contributor to the US's transformation into autocracy
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“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
August 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
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Windows 10: You can find out and fix if your speakers are set to stereo instead of 5.1 with one click from right of the taskbar.
Windows 11: Fuck you, we've buried that information completely, in an old control panel, because we're the most incompetent group of fuckwits on earth outside politics.
Windows 11: Fuck you, we've buried that information completely, in an old control panel, because we're the most incompetent group of fuckwits on earth outside politics.
August 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Windows 10: You can find out and fix if your speakers are set to stereo instead of 5.1 with one click from right of the taskbar.
Windows 11: Fuck you, we've buried that information completely, in an old control panel, because we're the most incompetent group of fuckwits on earth outside politics.
Windows 11: Fuck you, we've buried that information completely, in an old control panel, because we're the most incompetent group of fuckwits on earth outside politics.
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Trump Takes Over Washington D.C.
August 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trump Takes Over Washington D.C.
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Your joint m’lady 💨
August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Your joint m’lady 💨
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We can't all live in France and disconnect for the entire summer, but we can pretend by making this stone fruit compote
Summer Fruit Compote and Vanilla Honey Madeleines
France in summer is a masterclass in escape.
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August 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We can't all live in France and disconnect for the entire summer, but we can pretend by making this stone fruit compote
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The Republican party is full-on fascist. The Democratic party is run by 80-year-olds who are more worried about a few government-run grocery stores in New York than they are about the destruction of our democracy. I have never felt more politically homeless.
August 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Republican party is full-on fascist. The Democratic party is run by 80-year-olds who are more worried about a few government-run grocery stores in New York than they are about the destruction of our democracy. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Some sweetness for this Caturday.
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Some sweetness for this Caturday.
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Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies
But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
The only thing missing right now is one of those smartass restaurants cleverly naming a chicken taco after Trump.
May 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The only thing missing right now is one of those smartass restaurants cleverly naming a chicken taco after Trump.
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You know, for morale
May 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know, for morale
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I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
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This should be a part of every wedding ceremony: do you promise to read to this person in bed when their eyes get bad?
May 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This should be a part of every wedding ceremony: do you promise to read to this person in bed when their eyes get bad?
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What the lady in the office down the hall sees when I hear the taco truck pulling into the parking lot
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What the lady in the office down the hall sees when I hear the taco truck pulling into the parking lot
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Just fucking getting newsed in the face every fucking day
April 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just fucking getting newsed in the face every fucking day
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There are a lot of places in hell reserved for many types of people but I'd like to nominate a new seat for - the person who pulls into a gas station and stops at the first pump instead of pulling all the way through to the second if both are open
April 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There are a lot of places in hell reserved for many types of people but I'd like to nominate a new seat for - the person who pulls into a gas station and stops at the first pump instead of pulling all the way through to the second if both are open