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Steelers alt units looking like Savana Bananas but troops. 🤮
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Steelers alt units looking like Savana Bananas but troops. 🤮
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What job is a guy with a Nazi tattoo qualified for? defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us…
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October 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What job is a guy with a Nazi tattoo qualified for? defector.com/what-job-is-...
Jaxson about to tell us all how much a superfluous X is really worth.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Jaxson about to tell us all how much a superfluous X is really worth.
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I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
The entire US economy is being propped up by the Paddy's bucks bit from Sunny.
Yeah it's that simple: OpenAI needs to build 3GW of data center capacity, which will cost over $100bn, and they need to do so in around a year. All three of these deals are based on unreleased chips too. Where the hell is the press on this?
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Eventually somebody has to actually get paid with these endless IOUs circulating, right? All these companies are being paid in fake scrip, but like, the rest of the world deals in real money, not Altman Farts. When does this stop?
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The entire US economy is being propped up by the Paddy's bucks bit from Sunny.
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Theo Von is a podcaster and assistant for his husband's youth ministry. His hair is fine.
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Theo Von is a podcaster and assistant for his husband's youth ministry. His hair is fine.
Lane Kiffin is Josh McDaniels’ Wario.
September 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Lane Kiffin is Josh McDaniels’ Wario.
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continually amazed by the phenomenon of people having voted for a guy because they trusted gridlock, sclerosis, and institutional dysfunction to prevent him from doing ethnic cleansing
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
continually amazed by the phenomenon of people having voted for a guy because they trusted gridlock, sclerosis, and institutional dysfunction to prevent him from doing ethnic cleansing
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The agents who assaulted the crowd and seized multiple protesters while many rounds of pepper balls were fired at us move back into the facility.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Remember in Batman (1989) when they cut back to the younger version of the Joker killing Bruce Wayne's parents
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Remember in Batman (1989) when they cut back to the younger version of the Joker killing Bruce Wayne's parents
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Flying the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s Flag at Half-Staff on 9/11 for Charlie Kirk Is the Most dril Thing to Ever Happen www.splinter.com/flying-the-g...
Flying the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s Flag at Half-Staff on 9/11 for Charlie Kirk Is the Most dril Thing to Ever Happen
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
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September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Flying the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s Flag at Half-Staff on 9/11 for Charlie Kirk Is the Most dril Thing to Ever Happen www.splinter.com/flying-the-g...
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The thing about Dada is that those folks were really smart and interesting and could read and such. Google, Meta and the rest making money off of letting people grind stolen art into ugly slop seems pretty different to me.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The thing about Dada is that those folks were really smart and interesting and could read and such. Google, Meta and the rest making money off of letting people grind stolen art into ugly slop seems pretty different to me.
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Jim Nantz with a helpful message to the world: you don't have to have a hot take on everything.
Jim Nantz: 'It's OK to not have a hot take on everything'
With the prevalence of hot takes in sports media, Jim Nantz is beginning to wonder if aspiring play-by-play voices are a dying breed.
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September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jim Nantz with a helpful message to the world: you don't have to have a hot take on everything.
Eating all the radioactive shrimp so I can get the world's worst superpower (bowel cancer) and become Shrimp Man.
You're never going to form the X-Men with that attitude - much less an X-Factor, X-Force, or Generation X.
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
August 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Eating all the radioactive shrimp so I can get the world's worst superpower (bowel cancer) and become Shrimp Man.
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it's fucked up how this is an enormous relief
Dem mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani returned to the U.S. on Wednesday from a week-and-a-half-long trip to his home country of Uganda and was allowed through Customs without any incident.
www.amny.com/news/mamdani...
www.amny.com/news/mamdani...
NYC Mayor’s Race: Mamdani returns from Uganda trip without incident, immediately rejoins the campaign trail | amNewYork
Zohran Mamdani has returned to New York and has resumed his campaign after spending time with family in Uganda.
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July 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
it's fucked up how this is an enormous relief
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All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
The problem with voting is that every candidate on my ballot from President down to dog catcher is either a bloodless McKinsey consultant on a stretch goal assignment or a fascist. Or in most cases, all of the above.
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The problem with voting is that every candidate on my ballot from President down to dog catcher is either a bloodless McKinsey consultant on a stretch goal assignment or a fascist. Or in most cases, all of the above.
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*sadly pouring the blood of a headless bat on the ground*
July 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*sadly pouring the blood of a headless bat on the ground*
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the newest Charmin bears ad has hit a new low with its clear implication that the mother bear is somehow using the brand's Ultra Smooth Tear toilet paper to pleasure herself sexually and i am not making this up it's real
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the newest Charmin bears ad has hit a new low with its clear implication that the mother bear is somehow using the brand's Ultra Smooth Tear toilet paper to pleasure herself sexually and i am not making this up it's real
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WATCH: “More could’ve been done.”
KERR COUNTY folks didn’t want to take money from “The Biden Regime” that could’ve been used for a flood warning system 👇🏽
KERR COUNTY folks didn’t want to take money from “The Biden Regime” that could’ve been used for a flood warning system 👇🏽
July 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Friend of labor watching labor being rounded up by secret police and siding with the police. John you gonna pick strawberries or nah. shut up Discount Lurch
Posted just as ICE and the military began storming a farm and snatching farm workers in California.
Speechless.
Speechless.
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Friend of labor watching labor being rounded up by secret police and siding with the police. John you gonna pick strawberries or nah. shut up Discount Lurch