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Lover... Fighter... Breakdancing ninja
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Blood was taken for test at 9 am yesterday.
Results in app at 7 pm same day.
Good stuff, NHS.
October 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Robert Jenrick thinks Chelsea Headhunters is a recruitment agency based in West London.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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At least the Rayner story has drowned out Farage's conference speech in the headlines
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Hooked up with an old flame recently. She's an ex-smoker who now vapes. Didn't realise how attached to this bloody vape she was. So much so that when I was going down on her giving what I thought was my best work, she continued to vape the whole time on her cola flavoured friend.
July 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I'm just waiting for the likes of Shearer to tell Newcastle fans to give Isak a great send off and wish him well for his "new challenge".

You know, like he told us to do with Trent.
July 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Rest in peace, Ozzy.

#HEITS
July 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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This is 30 years old...
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne was so proud of where he came from, and in return we were proud of him. Having met him and all of Black Sabbath it was always like talking to your Brummie uncle, kind, sarcastic, warm.
July 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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This looks great.
I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.'

Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
July 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This morning with my wonderful comrade Phil, he is my brother and I love him.
16 years ago we walked the entire length of the Israeli wall in Palestine. Something that would be unthinkable now.
As always Free Palestine! X
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The best way to go back and forward in time, though only minimal distances. Or maybe I just haven’t done enough…
This is the last thing the BBC needs
July 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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I know it’s easy to be a cynical old fucker but those Oasis clips look great.
July 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Before Blondie, there was The Wind In The Willows.
Before the blonde, there was the brunette. On the right.
Happy 80th birthday, Debbie Harry.
July 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Adam Lallana at #LFC

178 apps
117 starts
97 wins
22 ⚽️
21 🅰️
1x Premier League winner
1x Champions League winner
1x Super Cup winner
1x Club World Cup winner
1x pair of Klopp's glasses broken
June 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Fucking amazing how concerned we all about the fucking language and not the, y’know, fucking people dying
“We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing!”

“We just apologize for that language from the US president.” -Sky News
June 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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“Pull my fucken’ finger.”
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The use of swearing to relieve stress, anger, pain or frustration is known as ‘lalochezia’.
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I spent five whole minutes paralyzed by laughter
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This World Refugee Day we are committing to listening, protecting and standing with those forced to flee.

Today and always.

#WorldRefugeeDay, with @UNHCRUK
June 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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After 2 years in India, my whole persona now revolves around me not believing how expensive everything is now I’m back.
June 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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⚽️ 10 weeks on from the first video, ACFC has hit the 100,000 subscriber mark. Absolutely beside myself. Thank you thank you thank you thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
June 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Last season, Thomas Frank had the 2nd lowest wage bill in the league and finished 10th. In 22/23, it was *the* lowest and he finished 9th.

Tottenham are hiring the Premier League's most adaptable manager, and it will completely change the club.

🔴: youtu.be/oFha95SOvuY #THFC
Why Thomas Frank Changes EVERYTHING For Tottenham
YouTube video by The Adam Clery Football Channel
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM